Gyaaaawdammit i think i broke my penis QQ

[Toilet-Flusher]

Pain Olympics lol

 

[Mental1ty]

A little late to the party (if you can call it that) and I'm not sure if it's already been said but the reason it takes you longer to reach orgasm is due to the production of sperm slowing down (since you empty too frequently). Best thing to do is leave it until you feel your balls are full (takes practice to get it perfect) and then when they are you can go ahead only this time it'll feel ridiculously good on orgasm, even better if you resist when it gets erect and just leave it to settle down for later. Hope this advice helps you or indeed anyone with a similar problem (or just wanting to try it). If your looking for a base time for when your balls are at max capacity well, its usually 2-3 weeks for me so I would advise you wait for maybe 1-2 weeks and go from there. Be patient, be dedicated, and have a blast (literally, it's like something out of a hentai) :D

 

[Otokonokotron]

lawl, its been so long i cant beleive this threads still active XD. yeah man ur right though,the longer u wait the better, also yeah if u edge urself a really long time it usually makes the climax all the better too.

 

[traintefes]

well, i never broke my penis...
Too bad for you :)

 

[trinitymaybe]

I know your feel bro...
But let's face It A lot of guys (even girls that i know) that are into porn/h etc daily fap to it at least once a day.
Nothing wrong with it. And to me i think It's actually pretty healthy. And when people say your sperm count decreases the more
and often you do it they are wrong. Hell doctor said my sperm count is really high and my little Stewies are like energized bunnies meaning they are
more than healthy. Also downside to it though go for about a year of fapping and you will start to notice that you will produce a heall of a lot of semen.
As it is now 30mins-1hr i can produce 1-2 teaspoon (don't ask how i know) of semen and thats after ejaculation.Go for a week-month the release is amazing.
But with you i think it's just finding the right stuff that turns you on to climax. For me NTR gets me off quick unless i save it and hold on to it as long as i can.
Until i reach a certain period.

 

[stormofshadow]

man i love this thread. ^__^

my advice to anyone having this problem is to try and take a break from fapping. it doesn't need to be weeks, just skip a day here and two days there. it shouldn't be too hard if you start small (no pun intended lol).

my hand is already married to my penis.... poor guy.. *sniff*

the hand or the penis?

WTF 10+ A DAY!?!?!? Σ (T □ T) poor dickie!

i wonder if it is even humanly possible to sustain such a schedule...

...someone died...

ah, apparently it's not.

 

[fadzil123]

alright, so i found this website that lets me freely download lotsa ecchi anime (i come here for the hentai cuz you gotta be vip or pay over there) and it's mega upload so i only gotta wait like 40 secs between DLs. Great right? ...well, after like a week and a half of at least 3 faps a day (i know, i have no self control, i'm sowwy *sniff*) i began to notice it was becoming harder and harder to reach orgasm. Eventually after a few days i realized maturbating was just a waste of time cuz i just wouldn't cum.

I guess i just overdid it or something, i hope, and the only thing i can think of to do now is to take a brake. lol i'm not even sure why i'm even sharing this with u guyz but, that's my story! ;)

thanks for reading!

Hahahahahaha.......Tone down the fapping dude

 

[Wilshrile]

o-o

This is an interesting story of a broken penis. -read some more-

 

[Otokonokotron]

oohmygoodness youguys, this is indeed a silly place. i made this thread thread almost three years ago to the date only to come back (in search of manga cuz mangatraders was hacked *sniff*) to find that its actually still drudgin along. you guys are funny >w<)/ *playful shove*

 

[stormofshadow]

Re: Gyaaaawdammit i think i broke my penis QQ

Cricut machine shown on infomercials? I called and its about 250. Do you think its worth it? Michaels has one for 399 and the cartridges are 90.

if a printer breaks your penis, you're probably using it wrong.

 

[Satanswarrior]

Go buy a buy a bottle of Zinc from the vitamin section

Make sure you eat something first(or that many Zinc will upset your stomach)

Then take three zinc(no more than four max but better sticking with three) about an hour before sex or whacking off.

Warning.....be prepared for a massive load explosion.If you are by yourself get extra paper towels. If you have a wife or girlfriend that swallows she will gag and choke on it because your load will be 3-4 times the size of normal. Better yet dont even tell her you took zinc so she wont have a clue you are going to blow a horse load. Then just tell her you were more exited when she asks why it was so massive.

This is a fact. You can Google it yourself.

I shouldn't have made this post and given you guys this kind of info because Ive corrupted all of you even more but you guys are off the deep-end enough to make such a thread in the first place so who cares.

 

[Chrone]

Hell..... This is one interesting thread xD
This is probably too late but I once had that kind of experience when I was sex crazed maniac youngster (back when I was junior high or first year of senior high), at the time I ejaculate every day 2-5 times until one day, in 3-4 hours i've done more than 30 ejaculation with hand(Yes, MY hand and porn, alone) and the day after it wouldnt get erect at all and I thought "Heck.... What the fuck had I done" it really made me feel like I've made myself impotent or smth but it turns out that it was just overexerted that I just need to "keep it low" for some weeks :3