Satsuo

Once upon a time I was born in a small fishing village known as Jacksonville. Sadly, an evil wizard name Unemployment made my parents move back in with my grandparents in the great Pennsylvanian Empire. It wasn't meant to last however; after the Bushism Wars we fled to Tejano to make a living off of cactus farmings. I am currently a level 99 Master Cactus Farmer.

I enjoy fishing and washing my hairs.