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I bought a leggy
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Got ran over by a car.
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The news headline for today was about the news.
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I dog is a god.
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My husband left me.
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I little girl dressed up as a cow today.
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I dated a gnome.
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Funny midgets are dead.
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Funny cows get drunk
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My phone is caledd/
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Bowling for noses.
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Crime is named Rolf.
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Cowslayer is magic.
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Cows are the cows.
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Dating is fat