[LPW #193] This Is Magic

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I cooked a boiled squash dish.

 

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I make bacon cows and slayers.

 

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I'm pretending that I have no interest in hentai games.

 

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Hentai games steal lofe

 

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I told the crown prince that I hope things work out for him.

 

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Underwear Rolf

 

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I went to the doctor because I always have a slight fever and terrible headache, and I was told that my immune system is weakening.

 

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I was that doctor.

 

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Although Jazz's tail had been drooping the entire time his owner was out, the moment he heard Jiro's car, it sprang straight up and started wagging furiously.

 

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Cab;r rypw arudd

 

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I have no sense of direction so I get lost immediately.

 

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You got arrested for that.

 

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I was embarrassed when my mom came to pick me up in the peach colored van.

 

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I want to eat your grandma.

 

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There is a rumor that someone is plotting the assassination of the successor to the throne.

 

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The king was killed by a falling piece of wood named plank.

 

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The kaiju splashed mud on my white skirt.

 

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The Kaiju was a man nam

 

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Then that year, something happened that would become a major turning point in my life.

 

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That you married Sarah.

 

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The main cause of my obesity is probably lack of exercise.

 

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The money is stolen from Rolf.

 

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Everyone told him that his impromptu poem was great, but it was obviously just lip service.

 

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Everyone is named Sam.

 

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I'm super broke right now. I've run out of sugar and I can't even buy more.