[LPW #193] This Is Magic

Umbra Mortis

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I bought the sugar rights from a man named Kevin.

 

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You may be able to perform miracles, but I want you to avoid doing extreme things.

 

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I had sex with the forum.

 

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I was searching for an important document in my study all day today, but haven't found it yet.

 

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That document was about the rights to the farm of shoes.

 

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I don't feel like studying calculations on an abacus today.

 

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Syudt she ow

 

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I'm majoring in politics, but somehow I started working for a fabric company.

 

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Fabric is used in nose hair.

 

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When I get a perfect score, my teacher draws a flower on the paper.

 

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I drew a man in the hand.

 

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I'm thinking of learning how to become an undertaker because it looks like a pretty secure job.

 

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U are in need of a man.

 

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I hate that I have to stand in a packed train until I arrive at Shinjuku station every morning.

 

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Stio eopbe

 

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I'm more into full-figured people than thin people.

 

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Get a job as a thin person.

 

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I'll give you this application that helps make your computer run faster for free.

 

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Let;s go on a date.

 

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It's a pretty simple pattern, but I made a fundoshi.

 

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Losing friends is sad.

 

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My grandmother always tells me that eating bananas leads to a long life.

 

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Life sucks.

 

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I overslept, missed my breakfast, and then my car broke down. It's really not my day today.

 

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Cowslayer is my

 

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