Funny Jokes

Rhiannon22

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A couple, experiencing sexual problems in bed, decided to see a sex therapist. After asking a few questions and examining the couple, the therapist recommends they add excitement to their sex lives by adding food to sex. The therapist recommends the wife plays ring-toss on the man’s dick with doughnuts and then remove them orally. The couple tries it out and has great success. The husband is telling a friend about the remarkable turn around and the great advice from the therapist. The friend and his wife, having the same problem, go to the therapiist. After examining the patients, the therapist says there’s nothing she can do. The couple begs for help. Finally the therapist suggests the couple plays the same game, except with cheerios.

Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?" The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie." The first man asks "Can I make a wish? " Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing" "Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants The man says " I want a Million Bucks " The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head And the guy says to the other " Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he?" The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"
 
somehow I get the feeling sex therapy is not something anime-sharing users will have to worry about
 

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