How do you eat your burgers? Wrong answers only

[Ameamelia]

I eat them with scissors

 

[CowSlayer69]

I eat them with my feet

 

[Ameamelia]

I eat them with my feet

Oooh I heard that's really healthy!

 

[BaiserDeezLight]

With straw

 

[Ameamelia]

With straw

Heard only true masters can accomplish that

 

[thesynecdoche]

no

 

[CowSlayer69]

Heard only true masters can accomplish that

It requires putting the burger through a blender