Joke

[Monkey D. Luffy]

Joke 2:

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.
He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.

The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"


"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

:P :D



Joke 3:

If a husband opens the door of the car for his wife,
then,
Its clear, that...
,
,

,

,

,

,

,

,

,

,

Its either a new car
or
Its a new wife
or
Else....

She's not a wife :P

 

[unownHGSS]

Re: Joke 2

Just a tip, you don't have to make a new thread for a joke.
You can edit your first post to add another one. We'll end up with too many threads.

[MENTION=66003]bakano[/MENTION] ;

 

[Monkey D. Luffy]

Re: Joke 2

[MENTION=10646]unownHGSS[/MENTION] ; OOH!!..
OK..I'm sorry..
I'll edit the old one next time :)

 

[unownHGSS]

Re: Joke 2

No worries, just letting you know ^^

 

[Monkey D. Luffy]

Joke 4:

RELATIONSHIP user manual

"for MEN only"

Chapter 1
'GIRLFRIEND' is "ALWAYS RIGHT"

Chapter 2
Hair no
Sexy no more

Chapter 3
Compliment her
or Shut the F#*k up

Chapter 4
TO BE or '32B'

Chapter 5
'Stay Awake'

 

[Monkey D. Luffy]

Joke 5:

A Funny Case Of Kiss And A Slap - must read it

A Project Manager, His team member, An Old Woman And Her Young Daughter Are Traveling In A Train And During The Course Of Time Get Themselves Introduced To Each Other And Become Temporary Friends...

The Train Goes Through A Tunnel And It Gets Completely Dark...

Suddenly There Is A Kissing Sound And Then A Slap !!!
The Train Comes Out Of The Tunnel...

The Women And The Assistant Are Sitting There Looking Perplexed...

The Manager Is Bending Over Holding His Face, Which Is Red From An Apparent Slap.
All Of Them Remain Diplomatic And Nobody Says Anything...

The Old Woman Is Thinking :
These Managers Are All Crazy After Girls. He Must Have Kissed My Daughter In The Tunnel. Very Proper That She Slapped Him...

The Young Girl Is Thinking :
The Manager Must Have Tried To Kiss Me But Kissed My Mother Instead And Got Slapped...

The Manager Is Thinking :
Damn It... My junior Must Have Kissed The Young Girl. She Might Have Thought Was Me And Slapped Me...

Now Guess What The Assistant Is Thinking...

.

.

Now Hold Your Breath And Read What The Assistant Is Thinking...

If This Train Goes Through Another Tunnel I Will Make Another Kissing Sound And Slap My Manager Again...

The Idiot Keeps Harassing Me In The Office...!

 

[azazel sama]

Well A good neighbor is one that does not put a password on their Wi-Fi !! LOL XDDDDDDDD