[LPW #191] The Choice of Steins;Gate

[Deleted member 262447]

I'm suffering from irritable colon syndrome.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I got a brain

 

[Deleted member 262447]

While brandishing his knife, he said to me in a low voice, "Get over here."

 

[Umbra Mortis]

So that he can eat you.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

So I lost my job and started living as a freeloader.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

The Ed's are Nazz

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I left my lipstick in my pocket and it melted in the dryer.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Rolf ran for president.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I saw my boyfriend taking a piss in the street and I was completely disillusioned.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I saw the man

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I switched eyes with an owl so now I can see in the dark.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I heard the strangers in the night.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

It's high time that you quit smoking. Go get some nicotine patches right now.

 

[El Psy Kongroo]

@CowSlayer69 has won! Congrats!

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Pooping ur ass.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

@CowSlayer69 has won! Congrats!

I pass the honor of creating the next LPW to El Psy Kongroo
(Big fan by the way)

 

[El Psy Kongroo]

I pass the honor of creating the next LPW to El Psy Kongroo
(Big fan by the way)

Thanks I'm honored, but I think you should host the next one. It seems like you never did before...

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Rolf should do it.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Due to popular demand, CowSlayer69 will post the next LPW.

 

[Jelly-filled Donut]

How much Dr. Pepper is too much?

 

[El Psy Kongroo]

How much Dr. Pepper is too much?

There is no such thing as too much Dr. Pepper

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Dr Pepper

 

[Jelly-filled Donut]

Dr Pepper

Ah, good work Tutturuuu. You've brought me my intellectual drink replenishment. You're infinitely more useful than that haughty assistant of mine, known as Celeb17.

Now you'll excuse me, I must continue to win an online debate against this pigheaded 2chan-er, who goes by the name KuriGohan & Kamehameha.

Also, tell Daru to stop consuming all of our Diet Cokes, they're for our guests. El Psy Congroo.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

My uncle was killed, put in a concrete drum filled with cement, and sunk in Tokyo Bay.