[LPW #192] Bacon

[CowSlayer69]

Bacon is good.

The Rules:

1. No multiple posts.
2. Post #222 will win the LPW.
3. The winner can create a new LPW or pass the honor to another member.​

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Bacon comes from me.

 

[El Psy Kongroo]

Beef

 

[Umbra Mortis]

People need to have sex with bacon

 

[CowSlayer69]

Could I meet the leading advocate of Bacon Peace?

 

[Umbra Mortis]

City of Bacon

 

[CowSlayer69]

During lunch the other day for some reason one of the students pulled a bottle of sweet vinegar out of her desk.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

One day I ate lunch with a man.

 

[CowSlayer69]

My first boyfriend always had a stuffy nose and would breathe hard when we talked on the phone.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I won a sword.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Some people think shoplifters are mainly bored, lonely women, but I heard that a study suggested that more men shoplift than women.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Its in pain

 

[CowSlayer69]

In the shelter there are many homeless people sick with tuberculosis.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Piggs are new.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I searched high and low for my left eyeball, but I just couldn't find it.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Ikilled a crow

 

[CowSlayer69]

Continuing to live in your parents' home after graduating from college is pretty common in Japan.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Its pretty common for teenagers to be rude and demanding,

 

[CowSlayer69]

My daughter lacks physical strength compared to the other girls at her age.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I had sex with your daughter

 

[CowSlayer69]

Efficiency and speed are everything in mail service.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Mail order brides

 

[CowSlayer69]

I was eating at an izakaya in a certain place in Tokyo when I met my girlfriend.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I want to live in the basement.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Watching the growth of my very small daughter was deeply emotional.