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North Pole Reality TV - 2022
by Leggy
Welcome friends, to this year's Christmas present to ASF!
With the ongoing popularity of reality TV, the North Pole has released several new reality shows geared to the Christmas season. Here are some previews for a few of the new shows. Check your TV Guide for times and listings.
The Real Housewives of the North Pole
The girls have a get together for eggnog, ginger snaps, and, of course, gossip.
Rita Claus is upset that her husband stayed out all night, and came back early in the morning, stinking of milk and cookies.
The Elf wives have heard that the Elves have wood strippers in the Toy Factory.
Sally Reindeer is afraid that her husband Rudolph is having an affair with the Easter Bunny.
CSI - North Pole
Making Santa's List is the full time job of the CSI, Christmas Scene investigators. Using the highest levels of surveillance, forensics, and secret techniques known only to Santa's best, it's CSI's task to determine who's been naughty and who's been nice.
CSI investigators observe that little Sandy helps her mommy dry the dishes. She's confirmed for the Nice List.
DNA swabs of little Bobby's toothbrush shows that he does indeed brush his teeth at night. He also makes the Nice List.
Unfortunately for little Johnny, hair and fiber analysis shows conclusively, that he pulls Fluffy the Kitten's tail. Sadly, CSI agent Goober has to put little Johnny on the Naughty List. When will children learn?
So better watch out, better think twice, CSI - North Pole's gonna find out who's naughty and nice.
North Pole Coal
As we all know, good little boys and girls get toys from the Elves Toy Factory. But bad little boys and girls get coal.
That coal comes from the Dwarfs North Pole Coal Mine. The Dwarfs dig deep to get the coal Santa gives to bad little boys and girls.
Yes, bad little boys and girls get coal. But the Dwarfs of North Pole Coal work hard, and risk their lives, to ensure that that coal they get, will be of the highest quality.
In Search of Alien Santas
Reputable scientists have long theorized that the feats attributed to Santa Claus can only be explained by Santa being of extra-terrestrial origin.
Professor B.G. Ntucase points out that Santa's so called "Sleigh" could not fly all over the world in one night, without actually being an alien space craft. "No terrestrial sleigh can fly that fast. And the fact that Santa's ship looks like a sleigh is proof of sophisticated alien cloaking technology."
Dr. Ntucase concludes, "No rational person could believe Santa is a magical figure of legend. The only sane explanation is that he's an alien."
I Want To Fly!
Traditionally, Santa's herd of Christmas Reindeer fly, taking Santa and his sleigh around the world on Christmas Night. Unfortunately though, a small percentage of North Pole reindeer, are born with FDD, Flight Deficiency Disorder. Sadly, these poor reindeer cannot fly.
Trapped in a reindeer society, where the ability to fly means all, the "Flightless Ones" find themselves "Landlocked."
Watch the heartwarming, heartbreaking, inspirational stories of the Flightless Ones as they strive for a life in a sky of their own.
Have a Merry Christmas Everyone, and a Happy New Year!
[MENTION=93850]|♚|KK|♚|[/MENTION]; [MENTION=2]Ignis[/MENTION]; Hope you enjoy! :)
by Leggy
Welcome friends, to this year's Christmas present to ASF!
With the ongoing popularity of reality TV, the North Pole has released several new reality shows geared to the Christmas season. Here are some previews for a few of the new shows. Check your TV Guide for times and listings.
The Real Housewives of the North Pole
The girls have a get together for eggnog, ginger snaps, and, of course, gossip.
Rita Claus is upset that her husband stayed out all night, and came back early in the morning, stinking of milk and cookies.
The Elf wives have heard that the Elves have wood strippers in the Toy Factory.
Sally Reindeer is afraid that her husband Rudolph is having an affair with the Easter Bunny.
CSI - North Pole
Making Santa's List is the full time job of the CSI, Christmas Scene investigators. Using the highest levels of surveillance, forensics, and secret techniques known only to Santa's best, it's CSI's task to determine who's been naughty and who's been nice.
CSI investigators observe that little Sandy helps her mommy dry the dishes. She's confirmed for the Nice List.
DNA swabs of little Bobby's toothbrush shows that he does indeed brush his teeth at night. He also makes the Nice List.
Unfortunately for little Johnny, hair and fiber analysis shows conclusively, that he pulls Fluffy the Kitten's tail. Sadly, CSI agent Goober has to put little Johnny on the Naughty List. When will children learn?
So better watch out, better think twice, CSI - North Pole's gonna find out who's naughty and nice.
North Pole Coal
As we all know, good little boys and girls get toys from the Elves Toy Factory. But bad little boys and girls get coal.
That coal comes from the Dwarfs North Pole Coal Mine. The Dwarfs dig deep to get the coal Santa gives to bad little boys and girls.
Yes, bad little boys and girls get coal. But the Dwarfs of North Pole Coal work hard, and risk their lives, to ensure that that coal they get, will be of the highest quality.
In Search of Alien Santas
Reputable scientists have long theorized that the feats attributed to Santa Claus can only be explained by Santa being of extra-terrestrial origin.
Professor B.G. Ntucase points out that Santa's so called "Sleigh" could not fly all over the world in one night, without actually being an alien space craft. "No terrestrial sleigh can fly that fast. And the fact that Santa's ship looks like a sleigh is proof of sophisticated alien cloaking technology."
Dr. Ntucase concludes, "No rational person could believe Santa is a magical figure of legend. The only sane explanation is that he's an alien."
I Want To Fly!
Traditionally, Santa's herd of Christmas Reindeer fly, taking Santa and his sleigh around the world on Christmas Night. Unfortunately though, a small percentage of North Pole reindeer, are born with FDD, Flight Deficiency Disorder. Sadly, these poor reindeer cannot fly.
Trapped in a reindeer society, where the ability to fly means all, the "Flightless Ones" find themselves "Landlocked."
Watch the heartwarming, heartbreaking, inspirational stories of the Flightless Ones as they strive for a life in a sky of their own.
Have a Merry Christmas Everyone, and a Happy New Year!
[MENTION=93850]|♚|KK|♚|[/MENTION]; [MENTION=2]Ignis[/MENTION]; Hope you enjoy! :)
