- Sep 5, 2016
- 8
- 3
I salute you earthlings. I am KooKeez, I am what you call an alien cookie in your language.
We, the Cookie Race, live on a desolated planet where only cookie matter exists.
I once heard of you and fell in love with your culture, especially the Japan cookie one.
I have been sent to your planet to study your way, but I discovered a horrific truth: you humans are our natural predators and most of you like to eat us. But that will not happen with me because I am disguised.
Please don't eat the cookie.
This is not cookie chūnibyō.
We, the Cookie Race, live on a desolated planet where only cookie matter exists.
I once heard of you and fell in love with your culture, especially the Japan cookie one.
I have been sent to your planet to study your way, but I discovered a horrific truth: you humans are our natural predators and most of you like to eat us. But that will not happen with me because I am disguised.
Please don't eat the cookie.
This is not cookie chūnibyō.