[LPW# 190] Sleepy Edition

[CowSlayer69]

My dad told me to measure the volume of our garage, but I don't know why. It seems kind of weird to me.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Rolf was once a boy named Ed.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Since I quit smoking my intense stomach aches have also stopped.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I wish I was Ed

 

[CowSlayer69]

I left my umbrella in the cloakroom.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Kevin came into the store and ate and called poeple dorks.

 

[CowSlayer69]

My father has been enjoying his retirement.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

My retirement is called work

 

[CowSlayer69]

To win a major contract, we'll need a great business proposition that resonates in our customers' hearts.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Steel the Leegy

 

[CowSlayer69]

If we don't set a deadline for our work, I don't think it will ever get done.