[LPW #191] The Choice of Steins;Gate

[CowSlayer69]

I spend two hours curling my hair, but it still doesn't curl well.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I spend the days talking to Rolf.

 

[CowSlayer69]

While laying in his hospital bed that night, he decided he would get a nice pair of rain boots for his wife next day.

 

[El Psy Kongroo]

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Rolf ate beans

 

[CowSlayer69]

It seems that someone else's child allowance was deposited into my bank by mistake.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

My bank is a giant turd

 

[CowSlayer69]

My poop was shaped like a bullet for a gun the other day.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Rolf spent 200 hours in the bathroom.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Without warning that officer grabbed my girlfriend's arm and kissed her. So I punched him and he arrested me. It's unfair.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

That officer then arrested me too.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Compared to 80 years ago, Japan has become really wealthy.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

80 years in dog years

 

[CowSlayer69]

Apparently, this year Apple is going to start developing kneecap recognition.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Rolf works for Rolf

 

[CowSlayer69]

I know I was just a 6-year-old kid, but I got so mad when my dad opened the envelope and read the letter from my friend without asking me first.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I very like stuff

 

[CowSlayer69]

In light of the importance of diet for health, we will support all citizens to eat a balanced diet.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Rolf makes snacks

 

[CowSlayer69]

The bus was delayed for a long time and I was late to the meeting.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

The bus was late because it broke down.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I'm working in the clothing business now, mostly for fun.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Ed is named Erep

 

[CowSlayer69]

The woman I thought was his wife was actually a spy and jumped off the train.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

His wife was named Ed.