<ren-ren> Omake~
<Samy> omake?
<Samy> hmm how are we going to make that?
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<ren-ren> Hideko and the Three Bears
<Samy> hmm rawr
<Samy> time to go find porridge or something xD
<ren-ren> Hideko was lost and found a cottage
<MokouX12> Anyway I'll be off now.
<MokouX12> Be back soon~
<Samy> insider there was a table set with three bowls~
<Samy> oh
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<Samy> byes
<MokouX12> Byebye~
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<ren-ren> Bye-bye~ :3
<Samy> hmm both gones xD
<ren-ren> Hideko was very hungry and tried each bowl.
* Samy forgets what happens next
<Samy> when he tried the first bowl it was too hot
<ren-ren> The second bowl... too cold.
<Samy> the third bowl was just right
<ren-ren> Hideko ate the whole thing
<ren-ren> Until...
<Samy> he heard someone open the door
<Samy> (i think)
<ren-ren> you think?
<Samy> ehh hmm
<Samy> havent read this in a while xD
<ren-ren> Hideko was so full and wanted to sleep
<ren-ren> Going up the stairs, Hideko saw three beds.
<Samy> One large one medium and one small
<Samy> (time to dig up the story xD)
<Samy> (oh we skipped something xD)
<Samy> One bed was too hard
<ren-ren> You digged it up? xD
<ren-ren> I'm just doing it from memory.
<ren-ren> Random memory.
<Samy> hmm im sort of doing it from memory too xD
<Samy> was
<ren-ren> One bed was too soft.
<ren-ren> The last one was just right~
<Samy> one bed was just right
<Samy> oh
<Samy> xD
<ren-ren> xD
<Samy> and while she was sleeping the three bears came home
<ren-ren> Hideko... she or he?
<Samy> ehh
<Samy> idk?
<Samy> Xd
<Samy> he i guess
<ren-ren> Papa bear looked at his bowl
<Samy> someone has been eating my porridge he growled~
<ren-ren> Mama bear looked at her bowl
<Samy> someone had also been eating my porridge she said
* Onee-chan removes ban on *!*@Too.Deviant
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<Onee-chan> [Kealy] Some men just want to watch the world burn. I want to set it on fire.
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* Onee-chan gives channel operator status to Kealy
<Kealy> I ended up making noodles.
<ren-ren> Hi Kealy~
<Kealy> (*￣▽￣*)
<Samy> hellos xD
<ren-ren> We're doing Hideko and the Three Bears
<Kealy> Woah
<Samy> lol
<Samy> Then baby bear looked at his bowl and said
<Samy> someone has been eating my porridge and its all gone
<Samy> (something like that)
<Kealy> ;_;
<ren-ren> You can join Kealy
<Kealy> I'll spectate
<Samy> lol
<ren-ren> xD
<Samy> hmm what happens aftter that :/
<ren-ren> The three bears went up the stairs.
<ren-ren> They noticed something amiss.
<ren-ren> Papa bear looked at his bed.
<Samy> someone has been sleeping on my bed he growled~
<ren-ren> Mama bear looked at her bed.
<Samy> Someone has also been sleeping on my bed she said
<Samy> hmm rhyme~
<Samy> Baby bear looked at his bed
<ren-ren> Someone has been sleeping on my bed!
<Samy> And she/he is still there
<ren-ren> And there she/he is! xD
<ren-ren> xD lol
<Samy> again lol~
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<Samy> hmm do they chase hideko out of the house now?
<ren-ren> Hideko wakes up and scurries away
<Samy> with the three bears chasing
<ren-ren> Not looking behind and never returning~
<Samy> the end
<Samy> maybe
<ren-ren> Or is it
<ren-ren> Sequel!
<Samy> and thus continues the story of hideko and the three bears
<ren-ren> Hideko was caught
<Samy> and dragged back to the cottage
<ren-ren> Never to return home, he/she prayed
<Samy> that someone would come by
<ren-ren> To rescue Hideko
<Samy> years pass and
<ren-ren> Like Wizard Sam
<Samy> ehh
<ren-ren> xD
<Samy> xD
<Samy> ok fine i appear randomly
<Kealy> +b ~q:e
* Kealy sets ban on *!*@~q:e
<Kealy> ..
* Kealy removes ban on *!*@~q:e
<ren-ren> Years passed and magically
<ren-ren> Wizard Sam appeared!
<Kealy> > years passed
<Samy> he offered hideko one wish
<Kealy> Ultimate combo breaker
<ren-ren> xD
<Samy> lol xD
<Samy> such a messy little story
<ren-ren> Hideko likes it... xD
<Samy> hmm so hideko stayed trapped in the cottage?
<ren-ren> Hideko stays there, until Wizard Sam
<ren-ren> Taught him/her the Ultimate combo breaker
<Samy> which he used on the three bears
<ren-ren> Along with his/her mice sidekicks
<Samy> and little birds that flew by
<Samy> to listen to his song
<ren-ren> A song that heals wounds
<ren-ren> and bad porridge
<Samy> so the three bears always kept him/her around
<ren-ren> Hideko uses his/her Ultimate combo breaker
<Samy> whenever the batch of porridge turned out odd
<ren-ren> and flees with the mice and birds
<Samy> the three bears woke in a daze
<Samy> wondering what had happened
<ren-ren> Saying what in tarnation?
<Samy> they called all their relatives
<Samy> and every other bear living around
<ren-ren> They went and search with torches
<Samy> for an escaping hideko and his/her golden hair
<Samy> The bears searched in the village~
<Kealy> 38k posts
<Kealy> Lol
<MokouX12> Very random..
<ren-ren> With their torches glowing
<Samy> and the villagers came out
<ren-ren> With mustaches and little aprons
<Samy> asking why the bears were there and if they had seen their gingerbread men
<ren-ren> running away with the muffin man
<Samy> one of the bears said that they saw the pied piper walking off with a trail of baked goods
<Uninstall> politics, lol
<Uninstall> oops wrong channel
<ren-ren> another said it's all politics!
<ren-ren> xD
<Samy> hmm howw so?
<ren-ren> The gingerbread men and muffin man are cooperating
<Uninstall> wow, im so screwed
<Uninstall> need like 15 more hours of community service hours by Tuesday
<ren-ren> To screw over Candyland
<Samy> but willy wonka
<Samy> appeared with his army of umpa lumpa
<ren-ren> to withhold justice
<ren-ren> and bon-bons
<Samy> hideko ran past
<Samy> and disrupted the debates
<ren-ren> running so fast the torches blew out
<ren-ren> Hideko demanded more chocolate!
<Samy> Willy Wonka offered him chocolate
<Samy> if he could get he gingerbread and miffin men
<Samy> muffin*
<ren-ren> And off Hideko went in search of those men
<Samy> they appeared to be in a cave
<ren-ren> Hideko met Hansel and Gretal held hostage
<ren-ren> Hideko goes to save them!
<Samy> He then asked them
<Samy> Where the candy mountain was
<Uninstall> .d 福祉
<Internets> Error: invalid format
<Uninstall> what was it again? for dictionary
<Uninstall> t?
<Uninstall> .t 福祉
<Internets> [t] [from ja] Welfare
<Uninstall> ah here
<ren-ren> After setting the two free and beating the men
<ren-ren> Off to candy mountain!
<Samy> They met charlie the unicorn on the way
<Samy> And got a ride from him
<ren-ren> Bumping into a my little pony
<Uninstall> .t 安全
<Internets> [t] [from zh-CHS] Security
<Samy> The pony made a hurricane which dragged thm closer to the mountain
<ren-ren> Atop of the mountain laid a casket
<Samy> Insider the casket was the untimate candy bar
<ren-ren> Yummy candy Hideko said
<Samy> As he grabbed the candy bar
<ren-ren> He must return it to Willy Wonka
<Samy> who gave him a bit of thanks
<ren-ren> Thank you...
<ren-ren> And gave him a sword!
<Uninstall> .t 委員会
<Internets> [t] [from ja] Committee
<Samy> Hideko left and went back to the forest
<ren-ren> His sword glimmered!
<ren-ren> Pwnage over the bears!
<Samy> all the bears were attracted to the light
<Samy> ok xD
<ren-ren> Ohh~ pretty light~
<Samy> yay pretty sparkles~
<ren-ren> The light mesmerized them...
<ren-ren> then wham! Smack! Punch! Kick!
<Samy> and hideki had beaten all the bears~
<ren-ren> Cursing their bloody bodies
<Samy> and tossing them all in a pit~
<ren-ren> He threw them over the ledge
<Samy> lol
<Uninstall> you guys are so random it's adorable as f(●´∀｀人´∀｀●)
<ren-ren> Or pit for others~
<ren-ren> Pachi~ So cute~
<Samy> lol xD
<Samy> there the bears laid
<ren-ren> Hideko prayed for all the lost souls
<ren-ren> especially for the bad porridge
<Samy> and went home to make some for himself~
<ren-ren> But choked!
<Samy> he felt a sharp pain in his stomach
<ren-ren> and stumbled... gasping for air
<Samy> He took a few steps and tripped
* Samy group hugs pachi and ojou sama
<Uninstall> このHiroの提案をongaku eternalでつくっていただけますか？
<ren-ren> What the... xD
<ren-ren> He tripped over his sword
<Uninstall> あなたの提案のトピックの間違いです^^
<Samy> and was impaled
<ren-ren> from the curse laid by Wizard Sam
<Samy> because hideko didnt give him the chocolate bar
<ren-ren> Oh migght wizard!
<ren-ren> mighty*
<Samy> Why do you curse me so?
<ren-ren> I shall not blame wizards~
<Samy> if you would only heal me~
<ren-ren> Here... I have another chocolate bear!
<ren-ren> bar* xD
<Samy> The Wizard sam
<Samy> appeared again
<ren-ren> and humbly accepted it
<Samy> He healed hideki
<ren-ren> Hideko was healed... to become Hideki
<Samy> and the wizard disappeared once again
<Uninstall> brb
<ren-ren> Only for the wizard to exclaim brb
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<Samy> and pop in to give
<ren-ren> Hideki waited... and waited
<Samy> until he could wait no more
<ren-ren> and when he poped in
<ren-ren> popped*
<ren-ren> Surprise!
<Samy> he gave hideki a small box
<ren-ren> Pandora's box
<Samy> he was very curious
<ren-ren> he opened it
<Samy> and a pile of howling spirits burst out
<ren-ren> Including Wizard Sam's clones
<Samy> The clones rushed out of the room
<ren-ren> to only be trapped
<ren-ren> by Hideki's mice and birds
<Samy> hideki then went and told the mice and birds
<ren-ren> Eat those clones!
<Samy> The clones took out their swords
<ren-ren> But Hideki knew their weakness
<Samy> Hideki's mice and birds all had poison on their claws
<Samy> Hmm im going to takes abth now :x Too late...
<ren-ren> Too late... :x
<ren-ren> Chocolate... can save him
<Samy> Chocolate? xD
<ren-ren> Can it save him?
<Samy> well i guess but the clones werent really after him to start with
<Samy> Just running around to cause a bit of mischief
<ren-ren> The clones were after the porridge!
<Samy> lol sure
<Samy> xD
<ren-ren> or after bromance...
<Samy> hmm i dun know about that xD
<ren-ren> romance?
<Samy> ehh not really?
<ren-ren> necromance!
<Samy> necromancer~
<ren-ren> The clones desired to be necromancers!
<Samy> hmm sure xD
<Samy> So they were trying to take the spell book that hideko had~
<ren-ren> The spell book was forbidden
<ren-ren> But deadly and powerful
<Samy> So hideko tried with all his might to keep it hidden
<ren-ren> Hidden in a huge chocolate bar!
<Samy> Which sat in the middle of a labyrinth~
<ren-ren> A labryrinth of mirrors
<ren-ren> labyrinth*
<Samy> glass and false walls filled with traps~
<ren-ren> Traps filled with gooey chocolate
<Samy> which would cover any intruders and traps them until they ate their way out~
<ren-ren> But luckily marshmallow clouds blocked anyone's paths
<Samy> and got most of the people who would have otherwise wandered in to leave~
<ren-ren> And Hideko's spell book was safe... for now~
<Hideki^> Heh?
<Hideki^> :s
<Samy> until the clones decided to take another chance at it
<ren-ren> But the chocolate overpowered them!
<Samy> and they escaped from the chocolate satisfied
<ren-ren> Hideko went to eat the rest of his porridge
<Samy> and the clones all went off to their own little corners of the world~
<Hideki^> O.o
<Samy> The end?
<Hideki^> I sound like a gender bender... ;-;
<ren-ren> xD End!
