Heard a good one!
The Lions finally make it to the Super Bowl. An old Lions fan is sitting in the front row on the 50 yard line, an empty seat beside him.
Someone asks if the seat is taken. The old fan says, "Yes, it's mine. You see, my wife and I were Lions fans for over 50 years. We swore that when the Lions made it to the Super Bowl, we would sit together on the 50 yard line to watch. Sadly, she passed away before it happened. So this seat is for her."
The guy listening says, "That's touching. But it's such a great seat, could'n't you have brought a son or daughter or grandchild?"
"No, they're all at the funeral."