Corrupt a Wish

[Aven]

Granted, Skynet is now real. Prepare to be terminated.

I wish for 21st century gladiators.

 

[MoodWhiplash]

Granted, you're the first to enter the Arena. Your opponent is a drone that shoots laser beams and missiles.

I wish for a space elevator

 

[Infamous]

granted, but it's not airtight

i wish for true love

 

[DreamCa7ch3r]

Granted, but it's a man.

I wish for a new laptop.

 

[Infamous]

granted, but it doesn't work.

i wish for all VN's to have an english translation

 

[MoodWhiplash]

Granted, they're all machine translated

I wish I could write more eloquently.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Granted but the fanciness makes it so most people can barely read~

I wish get a pokey stick~

 

[MoodWhiplash]

Granted, but it's really short.

I wish life was an RPG.

 

[Infamous]

granted, but you can't level up past 10

i wish i could teleport anywhere

 

[MoodWhiplash]

Granted, but you end up teleporting into a wall.

I wish I had a Portal gun

 

[Infamous]

granted, but you only have the blue portal gun

i wish for superstrength

 

[Shinseph]

Granted, but you can only lift crates of bananas.

I wish I knew what I wanted to build.

 

[Infamous]

granted, but you can never build it

i wish for 8.325 million dollars

 

[Shinseph]

Granted but the bank it was in goes bankrupt without an insurance policy on your account before you can do anything with it.

I wish I could do awesome voices.

 

[Aven]

Granted, but doing any of them makes you lose your voice for a week.

I wish for a utopia where everyone's wishes were magically fulfilled.

 

[Shinseph]

Granted but it's in [MENTION=41391]♥ Sky[/MENTION]; 's "basement".

I wish things could live up to nostalgia.

 

[Anayomex]

I wonder why you actually wish this but Granted anyway however you will be feeling nostalgic whole life.

I really WISH that people will look into all other ASF Forum Games and start playing them now!

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Granted but you'll need to catch them~

I wish for a bigger bowl~

 

[MoodWhiplash]

Granted, but it gets big enough to fit a house and starts attracting every stray cat in a five kilometre radius.

I wish for a better phone

 

[Anayomex]

Granted but will only work one month and you won't get any money back


I wish to have more time ~

 

[MoodWhiplash]

Granted, but everything is frozen in time except for you.

I wish people would stop running with scissors.

 

[Anayomex]

Granted, but scissors won't exist anymore


I wish to understand more things

 

[MoodWhiplash]

Granted, but your head swells to the size of the Sun.

I wish you a Merry Christmas.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Granted~ But new years wont be~

I wish to be able to work faster~

 

[MoodWhiplash]

Granted, but it's all work, no play.

I wish ASF wasn't so obsessed with number games.