Chopstick Hairpiece Contest [CLOSED]

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm piercing the head o.o

 

[Vietx2k]

hair piece to a head piece

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Ehh sure.... or just sort of stick it in the ground and say that mother earth is wearing them ;p

Lol yeah i saw the yums xD quite random~

 

[Decalcomania]

Umu. Good luck.

 

[Vietx2k]

well i have to "present it" you know. If i can find a beautiful landscape i would. It's like you made a steak. now put it on a dish with some sides and what not and it looks awesome to buy.

Since Sam said mother earth this was just a random horrifying thought.

I would be sitting down, maybe having a picnic of some sort, at a beautiful remote area with vast amount of trees and random animals everywhere. Here alone with my chopsticks and a simple bowl of rice. Eating one grain at a time. Then a Bird out of no where poops on my shoulder. Shit just got real. I extend the blade and with all my might shuriken that damn bird. Falling instantly, i slowing walk up to the bird. Signs of life is quickly fading away and with the other chopstick i swipe it to the right fast enough so the blade extends and swipe to the left to cut off it's head. Retracting both blades... i continue eating peacefully with no extra shirt to change into. Stab the chopstick in the earth and Fin.

The End.

Spoiler: uh huh

Da Fuq did i just read?

Hella Pointless ^^^^^

 

[Decalcomania]

Viet is a ninja? I like the comedy presented in your story and the overall message is quite clear to me.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Horrifying? how so? xD

 

[Vietx2k]

guess my thoughts of the level of innocents in this forum is too high. Well i guess not to you guys. i guess im thinking of girls that go like "Ahh! ewwwww! that's nasty" if i saw that i would respond "i licked the blade afterwards, want some?" but there isnt a purely innocent person in this forum is there? haha

 

[Decalcomania]

Not that I know of, no.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm actually there are innocents~ Its just that most of them get corrupted fast~

 

[Decalcomania]

By the likings of Checkmate and other people.

 

[Vietx2k]

Oh well still makes the world go round i guess

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Yep~ Exactly xD

 

[Decalcomania]

Actually, the magnetic fields cause the Earth to spin.

 

[Vietx2k]

Did you know the Earth has slowed down because of the moon's gravity?
They believe during the years of the dinosaur, a day was 22 hours long

 

[Decalcomania]

And by the time it is 14,000 years in the future, a day would be 1 hour long.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm well the earth sort of has to slow :/ cant keep its momentum forever~

 

[Vietx2k]

well every few thousand years Earth's magnetic field reverses too

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm still havent heard any random theories as to why that happens~

 

[Vietx2k]

Physics teacher always told me this but never explained why lol.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

I learned of it from reading something or another~

 

[renano]

/me slightly returns...

 

[Vietx2k]

welcome back

 

[renano]

[MENTION=10870]Vietx2k[/MENTION]

That video... quite well done...

Many uses for it... humorous and simple looking with subtle details...

If there was a model... you could have submitted it.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Ojou sama~ :3