Corrupt a Wish

[MoodWhiplash]

Granted, but if you use it you lose it.

I wish for harmony this new year

 

[Anayomex]

Granted, but it won't be exactly what you had on mind

I wish for immortality

 

[Sintarow]

Granted, but your body will continue to age even though you can never die.

I wish I could think objects into reality. (Like me thinking of a cup of coffee and it appearing in my hand to drink)

 

[MoodWhiplash]

Granted, but they only last .0001 milliseconds before disappearing

I wish humans had the ability to levitate.

 

[Sintarow]

Granted, but we will only make it last for a fraction of a second, and we will call it jumping.

I wish I could start and stop time.

 

[MadSova]

『Granted, but you cannot control it and so it activates randomly at worst possible moments. (like when you wait for something to happen time stops and makes you wait for much longer before it starts again only when you stop caring anymore)』

『I wish all humans would just die.』

 

[Anayomex]

Granted since is already happening.......Just a little longer until whole Planet goes BOOM!

I wish for book from death note anime

 

[MadSova]

『Granted, but it no longer has any pages to write on.』

『I wish for meteor storm to fall on Europe...』

 

[MoodWhiplash]

Granted, but there is zero destruction of life or property and lasts only a second so nobody sees it.

I wish underwater cities were feasible.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Granted but it turns like bioshock~

I wish there was a portal gun~

 

[Anayomex]

Granted but doesn't work as you may expect.

I wish for magic powers

 

[MadSova]

『Granted, but they are so normal that you don't even notice you have them...』

『I wish the Earth was square...』

 

[T-ELOS]

Granted, but the Earth never rotates, and you are stuck on the dark side of the Earth forever

I wish for world peace

 

[MoodWhiplash]

Granted, all humans fall terminally ill. As nature reclaims the world, peace is achieved over the course of the next month.

I wish the NSA wasn't watching.

 

[Anayomex]

Granted but somebody else will start in their place.

I wish for a new hdd

 

[Infamous]

granted, but it doesn't work

i wish i had a time machine so i could make this thread first

 

[Anayomex]

granted, but nobody is playing

i wish for more time

 

[MadSova]

『Granted, but you also get much more things to do...』

『I wish tables were edible...』

 

[Anayomex]

Granted, but you are bug from now on

I wish Nature would be different

 

[MoodWhiplash]

Granted, there are now more man-eating plants and animals. Have fun.

I wish for strawberry ice cream.

 

[MadSova]

『Granted, but you accidentally drop it into a puddle of mud.』

『I wish exams never existed >_>』

 

[Anayomex]

Granted, but schools will also disappear.

I wish for higher internet speed.

 

[Shinseph]

Granted but your browsing history is public, even incognito mode.

I wish for onigiri.

 

[Infamous]

granted, but it's rotten

i wish to own the world

 

[Shinseph]

Granted but it's a minecraft world.

I wish for 2%.