22927 *CAPTAIN THE JELLY-SQUIDS ARE BOMBARDING THE HULL WITH HONEYCOMBS!!!* *WHAT!?!?!* *WHAT SHOULD WE DO SIR, FIGHT BACK!?!* *ISNT IT OBVIOUS WHAT WE SHOULD DO U FOOL!?!?* *SIR!?! * EVERYONE GRAB THOSE F*CKIN HONEYCOMBS WERE HAVING A HONEY FEAST TONIGHT!!!!* *SIR YES SIR!!*
22931 my name is kuma-bear and im second in command of the bear-fish galactic space ship currently in the middle of a revolutionary mission called "obliteration of all un-tastey looking lifeforms plan" its been 3 years since we left planet kuma-kuma and in that time weve managed to make an enemy of over 3,298 different races one in particular named the jelly squids who we are currently in battle with as we speak...
22933 --6 years later-- the war with the jelly squids is finally over and the bear-fish race has come out victorious despite all the stupidity that ensued... *its a shame that our second in command had to die such a death...* said the captain as he looked over an old photo of the one once name kuma-bear *yes it was a really bad fall if only he had watched his footing just a bit better while going down those stairs...*
22937 the bear-squids have been floating in space for 3 months heading towards just one direction....*.....are we there yet?* *...not yet sir it will be at least 3 more weeks* *i see...are we there ye-* *NO* *...*
22941 after much angst and tiresome spouts involving the words 'are we there yet' and 'no' the bear-fish finally arrive at their destination...*finally were here...* says the captain licking his lips *yes...finally...* says the adviser as he remembers the toils of the long trip *ive been waiting quite patiently to get here...to EARTH!!* (patiently my a**...) thought the adviser