If you?

Then I would take over the spam king title from sammy first
I would take over the world after ~

If the kitteh escapes?
 
I would let Kitteh escape but first i would pursue her and get the reason for her escape.
If she told the truth?
 
Mwahahaha i get to spam more xD (probably more spammers~)
If you found out that spamming was a profession?
 
I wouldn't mind so long as nothing stupid happens XD

If kitteh was actually a cat IRL
 
O.o Oh yay kitteh... Really smart kitteh that knows tons of tricks and how to type and all that
If you found out kitteh was made of snow? xD
 
Then you would keep it forever frozen and never melt it EVER~ :frozen:

If you suddenly found out that Kitteh is your stalker?
 
Stalker? What? I have such a thing? Who the heck would ever stalk me? xD Oh wells ill stalk her back :p
If you found out i was your stalker?
 
I don't mind. But prepare to be disappointed in a lot of reasons XD

If you found out I died a very long time ago.....
 
Welcome to the afterlife~ Were going to drag you into our little resistance and have you sit in the front lines xD
If you were dragged into the battle?
 
Hehe. I remember that one XD
Got dragged in to battle? I'd fight for my life and run when I get the chance. I already have enough problems in life and I don't really like fighting. XD
 
Hunts him down and drags him back~
If you were interrogated by some weird guys in ski masks?
 
Hope I have my hunting knife.
If you had to choose between Liquid or Solid only for a month.
 
Go for solids with lots of liquid content :p
If you had to choose one food for a month?
 
I'd dress in purple and wear my hair in a pony tail. (not for the record though).

If you were not ecchi?
 

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