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[CowSlayer69]

Saw some guy masturbating in front of a preschool
what a degenerate...

 

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frankincense blackmailed corocoro to become mod

 

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just started making drugs with my high school chemistry teacher :8

 

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a woman gave me her used panties
later virgins :8

 

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had a meeting with Bill Gates today :8

 

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met a good looking woman who gave me her number today

 

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someone assassinated my entire family

 

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i wet the bed again...

 

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had my first shower in 6 months today :8
mom was so surprised

 

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saw some kid riding an elephant outside my home

 

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just got divorced after being married for 20 years...
also lost a couple million dollars as a result

 

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accidentally ran over an old man this morning
he was probably going to die soon anyway so i think its ok

 

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My son and daughter are finally coming home from college
Been a year since I last saw them

 

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graduated summa cum laude from harvard
am currently making 6 figures as a software engineer at microsoft