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"A WWII veteran was "treating" his hemorrhoids by shoving the piles back inside him using an artillery shell from one of his war guns. So thorough was he in the hemorrhoidal reversal that the veins and the shell ended up inside his body -- which, in turn, ended up inside a hospital. Assuming the explosive wasn't live, the doctor was about to go in for it. But, just to check, he quickly asked, "This shell is spent, isn't it?" To which the old man with the bullet up his ass replied, "Oh, no, there's enough ammo in that shell to blast a Messerschmitt out of the sky." The bomb squad was called in to build a lead box around his butt and defuse the shell before docs removed it. They all walked away unscathed, except for the patient, who still had a raging case of hemorrhoids."



That has to be one of the best things I`ve ever read.
 
I swear, by 2015 there wont be any normal marriage proposals.
that is what I think after seen this video where a guys jumps from
the roof to propos, what happened to normal people these days (-_-)?????
 

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BlazeOrc wrote on Nihonjaki90's profile.
Hey 😙

A new version 2.0 has come out for this game おさわり×ばつげーむ, can you re-upload it ? Both PC and android, thank you.
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Jelly-filled Donut wrote on Otokonoko's profile.
Sorry, Otokonoko. Do you still have these old contents to reupload?
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Jelly-filled Donut wrote on Esan's profile.
Hi, Esan. Do you still have these ancient games to reupload? Sorry, I know it's a lot, so I'll be patient.
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They're all from the same dev. Please take your time.