Latest Thought~

[nightpanther]

AHHHHH I'm going to hell...

I thought that was TOO funny.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I couldn't understand how to make the greatest common divisor a common denominator so I got zero points on the exam.

 

[Arylin]

Happy Lunar New Year to those celebrating right now!

 

[CowSlayer69]

I suffer from chronic gastroenteritis.

 

[Arylin]

Hmm, still quiet over here...

 

[CowSlayer69]

The snow piled up 30 centimeters deep last night and my car got buried.

 

[BaiserDeezLight]

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans?

 

[CowSlayer69]

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans?

Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.