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So one of the countries with the smallest percentage of fans against it's population and even calls it the wrong name advances and the country that invented the sport failed...
The earliest version of soccer was played by Neanderthal Man about 50,000 years ago.
Neanderthals would kick a sabertooth tiger skull around the field. When the skull's tusks would stick into the ground, the Neanderthals would all grunt, "Gwaollllllllllllllllll," which in their language meant, "Look, the skull is standing!"
Naturally, the game evolved over time, even though Sabertooths and Neanderthals didn't.
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It goes back to the ancient sport of Fish Darts, played by Cro-Magnon Man over 40,000 years ago. They would throw fish at giant slabs of rock. If they stuck to the slabs, they ate the fish. If they didn't stick, the women and children ate them.
Ironically, we are the descendents of the worst Fish Dart playing tribes. The best Fish Dart Playing tribes died out because the women and children starved to death.
Stonehenge was an old Fish Dart arena. Super Fish Bowl MLXXXII was played there. The Fish Squishers beat the Fish Hurlers 198-3. since the Squishers won 300 Super Fish Bowls in a row, the Squishers died out, and the Hurlers populated what is now England.