Lock, Shock and Barrel: Kidnap Mr. ralium?
Lock: I wanna do it
Barrel: Let's draw straws
Shock: Jack said we should work together
Barrel: Three of a kind
Lock: Birds of a feather
Lock, Shock, Barrel: Now and forever
Wheeee
La, la, la, la, la, la
La-la-la-la-la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La-la-la-la-la
Kidnap the ralium, lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights
Shock:
First, we're going to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap and wait
When he comes a-sniffing we will
Snap the trap and close the gate
Lock:
Wait! I've got a better plan
To catch this big blue penguin man
Let's pop him in a boiling pot
And when he's done we'll butter him up
Lock, Shock and Barrel:
Kidnap the ralium
Throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years
Then see if he talks
Shock:
Then Mr. Oogie Boogie man
Can take the whole thing over then
He'll be so pleased, I do declare
That he will cook him rare
Lock, Shock and Barrel:
Wheeee!
Lock:
I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door and then
Knock three times and when he anwers
ralium will be no more
Shock:
You're so stupid, think now
If we blow him up to smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And then Jack will beat us black and green
Lock, Shock and Barrel:
Kidnap the ralium
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then see if he is sad
Lock, Shock:
Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy around
If I were on his Boogie list, I'd get out of town
Barrel:
He'll be so pleased by our success
That he'll reward us too, I bet
Lock, Shock and Barrel:
Perhaps he'll make his special brew
Of snake and spider stew
Ummm!
We're his little henchmen
And we take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And stay on his good side
Shock: I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb
Barrel: I'm not the dumb one
Lock: You're no fun
Shock: Shut up!
Lock: Make me!
Shock:
I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll send a present to his door
Upon there'll be a note to read
Now, in the box we'll wait and hide
Lock, Shock and Barrel:
Until his curiosity
Entices him to look inside
And then we'll have him
One, two, three
Lock, Shock and Barrel:
Kidnap the ralium, beat him with a stick
Lock him up for ninety years, see what makes him tick
Kidnap the ralium, chop him into bits
Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap the ralium, see what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then throw away the key...