Ended up going to Burger Thing to get two Big Kings from their 2 for $5 menu. Nice thing is, they have a deal to add a 10 piece chicken nuggets for $1.49
So I had a good meal cheap.
Now, as to translating Saijaku Muhai no Bahamut... I don't know what that is, or what language it's in, but I'll do what I can.
Saijaku, means burgers, Muhai means tacos, no means it is, Bahamut means a truly difficult decision.
So, put together, Saijaku Muhai no Bahamut means "It is truly difficult to decide between burgers and tacos."
It was a 12 volume VN converted to a 27 volume manga and a 4 season anime (172 episodes.) An action game with a sequel were also made.
It dealt with an intergalactic war between two highly advanced star spanning empires, one of whom only ate burgers, while the other only ate tacos.
The war began when the Princess of the Saijaurians eloped with the Prince of the Muhaivians, and they opened up a highly forbidden fried chicken restaurant.
The conflict was finally resolved when the two empires united to battle the hordes of the Vegetarian Savages of the Beans and Cabbages Galaxy.
There you go, Saijaku Muhai no Bahamut completely translated. If you need others, just let me know!