[LPW#116] When She Gives You That Look...

[Leggy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NXrTujMP50

^ awesome

That's scary, I actually recognized a lot of those!

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm... =/ /me wonders if he will be able to stay awake in class...

 

[Shinseph]

/me sits behind sammy and sings lullabies.

 

[Leggy]

These are funny as heck!

Spoiler: Actual Court Transcripts

From a book called Disorder in the Courts; things people actually said in court, published by court reporters that had to stay calm while the exchanges were taking place.


ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town, I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

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And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

 

[Anayomex]

slow ......

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm... and dinner... =w=

 

[FinalPyre]

/me throws cookies for anyone in LPW and goes to sleep.

 

[Leggy]

As long as they aren't tracking cookies. ;)

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Goodnightys pyre~

 

[unownHGSS]

Helloes LPW

 

[nanashi1]

Well, in few min. is noon, where then... G'afternoon people...

/me is upest...>_>

 

[unownHGSS]

Heya 7shi~

What's wrong? =[
Maybe this render will cheer you up ^^

Spoiler: ^^

 

[nanashi1]

Heya 7shi~

What's wrong? =[
Maybe this render will cheer you up ^^

Spoiler: ^^

Yo Unown-kun... Well, am' fucked upset because the world getting more darker and etc...>_>


Edit: And OF COURSE cheers me up, if Isuzu-chan in game is...


And I did as well this pic of her in Gelbooru seen, but it has me bit bothered that on the back area...

 

[unownHGSS]

Not much to do about that unfortunately =[

Yea, I know. I edited away the background and the little bit of text covering here head/hair :3

 

[Anayomex]

hi unownnn

 

[nanashi1]

Not much to do about that unfortunately =[

Yea, I know. I edited away the background and the little bit of text covering here head/hair :3

Well, unhappily yeah... Because of ass policy...


And yeah, but I've nevertheless for this version of her chosen than Xmas siggy (I wonder me actually that you none yet made have...)...

Spoiler: I'd this really render, but it bothers me heavily on the hand area by the titles...>_<

 

[unownHGSS]

Sup Ana

I'll be off for lunch~

Cya!

 

[nanashi1]

Well, am' as well at lunch now, later people^_^!

 

[Anayomex]

later shi, unown

 

[nanashi1]

Hello am' again back...

 

[♥ Sky]

/me pokes tea-senpai with cup of

 

[Anayomex]

hi sky

 

[nanashi1]

AAAAH...!!! Didn't said that you against your senpai with respect handle should Sky...!?!? ...But, I'll nevertheless the offer take...

 

[Frankincense]

Japanese test this Sunday. =\ /me rages

 

[nanashi1]

Naruhodo... Dewa, ganbatte kure yo Franky...