[LPW #186] Who Tao?

[Leggy]

The Packers are trying to trade Aaron Rodgers.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I got the first place in an academic test.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I stole a time machine to use to go back in time to steal a time machine.

 

[Leggy]

 

[CowSlayer69]

In spite of his grueling efforts, he didn't win the lottery.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

The milk of coffee noses.

 

[Leggy]

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I'd rather take a flying cow over a plane.

 

[Leggy]

 

[Umbra Mortis]

What does what does mean cows

 

[Leggy]

 

[CowSlayer69]

Life is getting more convenient day after day.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Making men is man

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Always found it weird that cow and bull are specifically gendered while most other animals arent reallyyy.. not commonly anyway

 

[CowSlayer69]

My bike's brakes don't work well.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Cows dry cars

 

[Leggy]

This is Pluto.

This is also Pluto.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Poor pluto getting demoted... while the moon is almost considered a planet...

 

[Leggy]

I've always wondered why Goofy wears pants, while Pluto doesn't.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Pkuto Pluto

 

[CowSlayer69]

I used to volunteer at a public facility.

 

[Leggy]

Like a Wal-Mart greeter?

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Lefft us cows

 

[Leggy]

 

[CowSlayer69]

Someone threw a couch away on the side of the road, but it still looked useful, so I picked it up.