LPW#187 The Battle of the Darths

[Umbra Mortis]

Its better to eat money then be a man.

 

[Leggy]

 

[Deleted member 262447]

When a member of an employee's immediate family dies, the employee is entitled to leave on any normal working day that falls within the three-day period immediately following the day the death occurred.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

My rates died the day the bag fell.

 

[Leggy]

What if Death takes a holiday?

 

[Umbra Mortis]

What does a Death fart smell like?

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Is it true that fish tend to maintain a deep connection with their parents, siblings, and high school friends?

 

[Leggy]

 

[Umbra Mortis]

More driends

 

[Leggy]

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Neither my dad nor mom likes hot springs.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Cows need money

 

[Leggy]

Sad news, Tina Turner, The Queen of Rock and Roll, passed away, quietly at home. She was 83.

RIP, Tina. :(

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Retail sucks cow balls.

 

[Leggy]

Retail a cow, Lucy?

Re-tail a cow... re-tail a cow?

Let's fire up Photoshop and give it a try...

Re-tail a cow... okay...



I have serious doubts about the idea.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

To make good sushi rice, you need to mix vinegar into steaming hot, freshly cooked rice, using a paddle. Believe it or not, it actually takes skill to mix the vinegar into the rice without crushing the individual grains.

 

[Leggy]

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Cows have sex with gips

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Wall Street always needs top-level talent and I’m pretty sure that Leggy will be able to live up to those expectations.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Leggy is top talent with coffee.

 

[Leggy]

 

[Deleted member 262447]

The worst case scenario is that I just have to sleep less and work, but it'll be okay.

 

[Leggy]

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Leggy created that picture

 

[Leggy]

The cow one, yes, I did!

The Who, classic rock for a Saturday night!