LPW#187 The Battle of the Darths

[Umbra Mortis]

Pooping is gods work.

 

[CowSlayer69]

These days there seems to be an increase in the number of students who are forced to chug drinks at parties and die of acute alcohol poisoning.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Increasing foot coffee makes ghost barf cheese.

 

[CowSlayer69]

What they say and what they do don't match up, so I always have a hard time and get confused.

 

[Leggy]

Still waiting for Miraculous Ladybug Season 5 to resume.

The movie comes out this Summer.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Cow College or Leggy College?

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Cows have legs too =/

 

[Leggy]

How many legs does Spider Cow have?

 

[CowSlayer69]

I haven’t finished digesting the big macs I ate for lunch.

 

[Leggy]

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Lee is me as I wee

 

[Leggy]

Time for a quick, easy snack!

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

will you get coffee milk if you feed cows coffee beans

 

[Leggy]

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

They missed the chance to Moocha, disappoint

 

[CowSlayer69]

I hated that time in elementary school when we had to do long-distance running in gym.

 

[Leggy]

They should teach Quantum Physics in preschool.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Time to mate with cows

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Ahh, elementary school was tough...

 

[Leggy]

What do you call Primary School in the US?

 

[CowSlayer69]

Shinjuku is always dead last on my personal list of places I want to visit each year.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

What do you get from a butt?

 

[Leggy]

What do you get from a butt?

Wings

 

[CowSlayer69]

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the ice boat will not be traveling across the lava pool today.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I stole 16 cases of used wigs