LPW#188 100 Coffee's Or Else

[Umbra Mortis]

I spit up blood.

 

[Leggy]

Gene Simmons spits blood.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

If you pass under the big gate, you will see the holy shrine.

 

[Leggy]

Random music video.

A little Steampunk to start the weekend!

 

[Deleted member 262447]

The soldier walked at a brisk pace thinking about how long distances feel much longer without any companions.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Grass has feet

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I used to work at a chemical weapons laboratory.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I worked at Dexter's laboratory.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

If you ate makizushi on Feb 3rd of this year, you have to face west.

 

[Leggy]

Ahhh, the good old days of the science fair.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I received an email from an Anime-Sharing user about the movement of the location of the nuclear weapons.

 

[Leggy]

Dr, Oppenheimer?

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Leggy watches for toe nails in codd.

 

[Leggy]

Toenails? Ughhh...

But... if that's what floats your boat... okay...

 

[Deleted member 262447]

When I heard my (non-existent) wife sobbing, I finally realized that she'd had a tough day.

 

[Leggy]

Don' mess with a man's waifu.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Mess in the pan

 

[Leggy]

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Until about what year before Christ did the dinosaurs exist?

 

[Leggy]

Until about 20 tears ago.

Here's a rare video of a dinosaur, just before feeding on a group of kids.

I love you (for breakfast)

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Lately, I'm always asleep by ten.

 

[Leggy]

Sleep by 10? You lucky cow! I only sleep with 1 or 2... well... except for that drunken orgy.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Sex with a cow

 

[Leggy]

Sounds like bull, to me. ;)

 

[Deleted member 262447]

My best friend was arrested on Friday for the embezzlement of over $10,000 of government funds, but I doubt she actually did it.