[LPW # 189] Now That's Different!

[Umbra Mortis]

I want to eat candy of cows

 

[CowSlayer69]

"Kowtow" is what is called "dogeza" in Japan.

 

[Leggy]

 

[CowSlayer69]

My job is to investigate the relationship between air pollution and abnormal weather.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I want to rub my face against Leggy's legs =\

 

[CowSlayer69]

I announced to my employees at today's morning meeting that I would be hospitalized for hemorrhoids from tomorrow on.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I want to sit and eat.

 

[CowSlayer69]

In a book I borrowed from the library, there was a grocery store advertisement stuck between the pages.

 

[Leggy]

 

[CowSlayer69]

Yeah, Lawson is open 24/7, but, you know, I don't think they carry bows and arrows.

 

[Leggy]

I drink Black Silk. Great coffee!

And no, that's not me.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Cowslayer should write a book

 

[Leggy]

Cow book?

 

[CowSlayer69]

My daddy is a pizza delivery driver. He can deliver pizzas faster than anybody else.

 

[Leggy]

This fast?

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Can the flash, flash the flash?

 

[Leggy]

If speed friction burnt off his clothes he'd be a flashy flasher.

 

[CowSlayer69]

In Japanese, there are a lot of words that have been borrowed from other languages.

 

[Leggy]

Have you seen the live action version of Bambi?

 

[CowSlayer69]

The entire United States wept when they broke the news that Superman had died.

 

[Leggy]

Best thing about Infinity War wad Gru's nemesis, Vector!

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Sex with a chair.

 

[Leggy]

Bunch of chairs having an orgy.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Why are Japanese bows for kyudo so powerful?

 

[Leggy]