My brother is retarded. We have a kerosene heater (heats the house, gives us hot water, etc), and I tell him to go to the basement to turn it on.
20 minutes later, still no hot water. I check on it. The basement door is open which lets cold air in, which usually is the bell for why it shuts off most of the time. Not only that, he never turned it on, because there's a meter to tell you the heat of the kerosene heater. It was at 20, when it should have been at 50+. This is why I hate my brother and his retard-logic called "I'll only make it look like I did it, but I never will"