While running away from my furious wife, my suit got really torn up.
CowSlayer69 Son of a Shepherd Elite Member Nov 14, 2020 7,122 113 Apr 11, 2024 #76 While running away from my furious wife, my suit got really torn up.
Umbra Mortis Shadow of Death Elite Member Trusted Member Nov 23, 2012 9,533 1,401 Apr 12, 2024 #77 Sarah s crazy.
CowSlayer69 Son of a Shepherd Elite Member Nov 14, 2020 7,122 113 Apr 12, 2024 #78 This is my first managerial position and I'm very tense.
Umbra Mortis Shadow of Death Elite Member Trusted Member Nov 23, 2012 9,533 1,401 Apr 14, 2024 #79 Being promoted means you kissed a lot of ass.
CowSlayer69 Son of a Shepherd Elite Member Nov 14, 2020 7,122 113 Apr 14, 2024 #80 Why do prisoners wear striped clothes?
Umbra Mortis Shadow of Death Elite Member Trusted Member Nov 23, 2012 9,533 1,401 Apr 15, 2024 #81 It make it easier to be named Kevin Reactions: CowSlayer69
CowSlayer69 Son of a Shepherd Elite Member Nov 14, 2020 7,122 113 Apr 15, 2024 #82 I'm excited about seeing his 200th home run today.
Umbra Mortis Shadow of Death Elite Member Trusted Member Nov 23, 2012 9,533 1,401 Apr 16, 2024 #83 Drinking with the end
CowSlayer69 Son of a Shepherd Elite Member Nov 14, 2020 7,122 113 Apr 16, 2024 #84 In Japanese, 時候 means "season," but in Chinese it means "time."
Umbra Mortis Shadow of Death Elite Member Trusted Member Nov 23, 2012 9,533 1,401 Apr 17, 2024 #85 My wife CowSlayer ran away Reactions: CowSlayer69
CowSlayer69 Son of a Shepherd Elite Member Nov 14, 2020 7,122 113 Apr 17, 2024 #86 Don't get me wrong. I love Japanese food, but I could never just eat natto alone.
Umbra Mortis Shadow of Death Elite Member Trusted Member Nov 23, 2012 9,533 1,401 Apr 18, 2024 #87 Japanese Rolf selling or porn star Reactions: CowSlayer69
CowSlayer69 Son of a Shepherd Elite Member Nov 14, 2020 7,122 113 Apr 18, 2024 #88 The news that his father chose his younger brother as his heir was a huge blow.
Umbra Mortis Shadow of Death Elite Member Trusted Member Nov 23, 2012 9,533 1,401 Apr 21, 2024 #89 Rolf drives and old truck. Reactions: CowSlayer69
CowSlayer69 Son of a Shepherd Elite Member Nov 14, 2020 7,122 113 Apr 21, 2024 #90 I purchased rainbow colored wasabi but it tastes just like regular wasabi.
Umbra Mortis Shadow of Death Elite Member Trusted Member Nov 23, 2012 9,533 1,401 Apr 22, 2024 #91 Goverment cheese.
CowSlayer69 Son of a Shepherd Elite Member Nov 14, 2020 7,122 113 Apr 22, 2024 #92 They are proposing an updated contract with several alterations, but I'm still reluctant.
Umbra Mortis Shadow of Death Elite Member Trusted Member Nov 23, 2012 9,533 1,401 Apr 23, 2024 #93 Wayne and Ed. Reactions: CowSlayer69
CowSlayer69 Son of a Shepherd Elite Member Nov 14, 2020 7,122 113 Apr 23, 2024 #94 Enoshima and Greece's Crete island are on the same northern latitude.
Umbra Mortis Shadow of Death Elite Member Trusted Member Nov 23, 2012 9,533 1,401 Apr 23, 2024 #95 Islands make up the better part of land farts.
CowSlayer69 Son of a Shepherd Elite Member Nov 14, 2020 7,122 113 Apr 24, 2024 #96 Yesterday, my daughter was injured at school.
Umbra Mortis Shadow of Death Elite Member Trusted Member Nov 23, 2012 9,533 1,401 Apr 25, 2024 #97 Sarah caused those injuries and I had lunch with Ed. Reactions: CowSlayer69
CowSlayer69 Son of a Shepherd Elite Member Nov 14, 2020 7,122 113 Apr 25, 2024 #98 The source of the terrible virus that wiped out half of mankind was a vodka-filled watermelon.
Umbra Mortis Shadow of Death Elite Member Trusted Member Nov 23, 2012 9,533 1,401 Apr 26, 2024 #99 Watermelon porn is great. Reactions: CowSlayer69
CowSlayer69 Son of a Shepherd Elite Member Nov 14, 2020 7,122 113 Apr 26, 2024 #100 I'm a policeman but I've never had the chance to bust a drug trafficking ring.