[LPW #191] The Choice of Steins;Gate

[CowSlayer69]

There's a multiplication test in cram school tomorrow.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I'll skip school tomorrow.

 

[CowSlayer69]

The man I interviewed today was so stupid that he said the Olympics are held every three years.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

That man was named Ed

 

[CowSlayer69]

Life is as precious as bacon.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Bacon man

 

[CowSlayer69]

Bacon woman

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I want to burn things.

 

[CowSlayer69]

You must first conquer your fear of the ultraviolet rays.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

My fear of cows is strong.

 

[CowSlayer69]

My distrust for my wife is only growing stronger.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

She slept with your best friend

 

[CowSlayer69]

Misuse of medicine can be fatal.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I heard that Rolf took that odd job of being a police man.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Unless there is a miracle, a hundred people won't be able to fart at the same time.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I heard a rumor about a cow.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I had my teeth corrected.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I had butt

 

[CowSlayer69]

I was just researching opinions on the return of the two islands involved in the Northern Territories dispute.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I stole the island of the slayers.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I think I want to do something to show my filial piety toward my parents.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Those parent

 

[CowSlayer69]

He hooked up my PlayStation to his TV before leaving our house to commit suicide by jumping in front of a train. Do you think it means something?

 

[Umbra Mortis]

That train was a toy.

 

[CowSlayer69]

He dumped me and I'm a little heartbroken, so I'm going on a trip to Paris to get over it.