[LPW #192] Bacon

[Umbra Mortis]

President Cow.

 

[CowSlayer69]

hey that's me

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Eat a me.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I've collected wise sayings from great men of the world.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I learned that a great man is named me.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I'm actually a collector of old coins.

 

[El Psy Kongroo]

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I collect old shoes.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Academically speaking, the candidate would be very useful, but he has such a bad personality.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Old peoples are cows.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Even though I'm homeless, it's really irritating when people stare at me like I'm some kind of germ.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Housing of the man.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Even if the plot is well structured, it won't be interesting if the dialogue is trite.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I want to make the plot about Slayer.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I heard that studying multiple languages at the same time is more efficient than only studying one.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I heard that posting every me makes this forum grow.

 

[CowSlayer69]

There was a tragic incident where a dog was shot and killed by its owner.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Rolf was named Rolf by Rolf.

 

[CowSlayer69]

My son peed his pants and I washed them, so they're hanging in front of the fireplace to dry now.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

My son is named son.

 

[CowSlayer69]

The cute little flower girl upstaged the bride on the podium for a moment.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Making gas is a hold.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Did the continent of Mu really exist?

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Mu is the name of cow.

 

[CowSlayer69]

We offer Japanese cedar furniture for a reasonable price.