[LPW #192] Bacon

[CowSlayer69]

My sister got her diver's license this summer.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I stole my underwear.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Imagine that the glittering stars are all melting into the night sky.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I want kids with Cow Slayer.

 

[CowSlayer69]

An escaped gorilla caused a major scene in some country, didn't it?

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Giant Lawn Gnomes eat this forum.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Licking your lips to moisten them isn't good because it can actually dry them out instead.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Sarah was named the girl of the movie about Sin.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I could stop by the social welfare facility after visiting my family's graves tomorrow.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Rold is the name os mele

 

[CowSlayer69]

I applied plaster to drywall all day yesterday.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I heard the drywall is the job of a man

 

[CowSlayer69]

Don't worry mom. I can go to the candy store by myself.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Happy Cowsgiving.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Even though I have hay fever, I have to do a solo in the recital.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I heard the you were here.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Don't lose your cool. Don't worry. We are still slaves now, but things will work out.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Owning slaves is like owning people.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I wonder if there was the equivalent of teething rings in the Jomon period.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Damp soil

 

[CowSlayer69]

I found a few coins in the gap between two vending machines.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Eds basement was used in trials by combat

 

[CowSlayer69]

I ran into a bear in the forest and it scratched my face with its sharp claws.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I won this forum.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I released the colored carp into the garden pond.