[LPW #192] Bacon

[CowSlayer69]

Then, as the day that I would be released from prison drew near, I became depressed and for some reason I sensed impending doom.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I waited so long/

 

[CowSlayer69]

My browser crashed before I saved my data so my efforts to write a long message ended in failure.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I married a slayer then was discovered dead.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Never drive when you are drunk.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Never ride a forum.

 

[CowSlayer69]

My mother called me a "disobedient child."

 

[Umbra Mortis]

The pranks of the Timmy.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Right after I was told to be careful with the wine glass, sure enough, I broke one.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

The wine glass earned him a beating.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I'm between jobs, but I'm not worrying too much about it.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Rolf has a job

 

[CowSlayer69]

My friends and I said we would finish the marathon together, but they betrayed me.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I laughed when I tripped

 

[CowSlayer69]

I really can't understand how such an incompetent man like that was able to rekindle her love.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I posted on this forum.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I was trying to clip my dog's nails but my mobile phone distracted me.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I sold the deed for a pie.

 

[CowSlayer69]

The man threw a Molotov cocktail.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I drink milk

 

[El Psy Kongroo]

I started watching anime again

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I started watching porn again

 

[CowSlayer69]

Whenever I introduce myself, I quickly run out of things to say.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

He's come back.

 

[CowSlayer69]

In a few years my father will die and I'll inherit his ranch.