[LPW #193] This Is Magic

[CowSlayer69]

I cooked a boiled squash dish.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I make bacon cows and slayers.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I'm pretending that I have no interest in hentai games.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Hentai games steal lofe

 

[CowSlayer69]

I told the crown prince that I hope things work out for him.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Underwear Rolf

 

[CowSlayer69]

I went to the doctor because I always have a slight fever and terrible headache, and I was told that my immune system is weakening.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I was that doctor.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Although Jazz's tail had been drooping the entire time his owner was out, the moment he heard Jiro's car, it sprang straight up and started wagging furiously.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Cab;r rypw arudd

 

[CowSlayer69]

I have no sense of direction so I get lost immediately.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

You got arrested for that.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I was embarrassed when my mom came to pick me up in the peach colored van.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I want to eat your grandma.

 

[CowSlayer69]

There is a rumor that someone is plotting the assassination of the successor to the throne.