[LPW #193] This Is Magic

[CowSlayer69]

Yesterday I was absent from being sick, so today I'm busy trying to catch up with the lesson I missed.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Yesterday I made bacon with my hand.

 

[CowSlayer69]

My grandfather started his business out as a small one person plastic model retail shop.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Very the man.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I'm looking for the most effective medicine for treating lung cancer.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I'm looking to ewas

 

[CowSlayer69]

They reported that the pink monster is about eight kilometers offshore.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Rwr is named Cow.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I cried in spite of myself when he gave me another chance.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Makai is the name of Cow.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I heard that you use power strips for decorative lighting to eliminate wasted energy, but you might overload the circuits so it's dangerous.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Stop touching that cow.

 

[CowSlayer69]

"Come now, isn't it about time for bed?"
My grandfather used to say that to me every night.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Going to bed is a lie.

 

[CowSlayer69]

While I was looking at the flow of the river I had a vague feeling of anxiety.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Give me a cow.

 

[CowSlayer69]

The barracks were filled with such an offensive stench that I could barely breathe.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Ghosts are dearg.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I heard swimming at the gym is the most effective way to lose weight.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Swimming is a sin.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Keep in mind that efficiency is our top priority.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Get the bne of the man.

 

[CowSlayer69]

He came back on the line and asked for our company address, so I told him that it's on my business card.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

He came into the light.

 

[CowSlayer69]

If you are not kind to yourself, you will not be kind to others. So, taking care of yourself is what selflessness is all about.