[LPW #193] This Is Magic

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I little girl dressed up as a cow today.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I hate when my husband twists the caps back on plastic bottles really tightly.

 

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My husband left me.

 

[CowSlayer69]

Setting all logic aside, I just attacked and attacked and attacked.

 

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I dog is a god.

 

[CowSlayer69]

News article writers don't need to be creative.

 

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The news headline for today was about the news.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I'm so unmotivated today, my body feels as heavy as lead.

 

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Got ran over by a car.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I discussed my frequent headaches with my mother.

 

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I bought a leggy

 

[CowSlayer69]

I have to repair the iron fence as soon as possible.

 

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I broke up with you.

 

[CowSlayer69]

The scars from a fall on the stairs at Kyoto Station have still not healed after ten years.

 

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Pushing people down the stairs is wrong.

 

[CowSlayer69]

My grandfather farms.

 

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Farms of the grandfather.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I'm so uncoordinated right now because of the sleeping pill I took.

 

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I sold the farm for a candy bar.

 

[CowSlayer69]

I enlarged the photo and found out my boyfriend's nose hairs were sticking out. I was turned off.

 

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My boyfriend had a photo of his butt posted here.

 

[CowSlayer69]

My mother lacks gentleness.

 

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The deed to the farm is torn,

 

[CowSlayer69]

I have a friend who puts an exclamation mark at the end of every single sentence in her emails.

 

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I made Rolf