[LPW #194] Not Enough

[Umbra Mortis]

It's not enough to only eat when hungry

The Rules:

1. No multiple posts.
2. Post #220 will win the LPW.
3. The winner can create a new LPW or pass the honor to another member.​

 

[CowSlayer69]

My boss called me a pig and I was so upset that I immediately turned in my letter of resignation to the Human Resources department.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Pigs named Kevin

 

[CowSlayer69]

I heard the police have reopened the investigation.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Police are pigs

 

[CowSlayer69]

Officer, I'm afraid you are overstepping your bounds.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

I started my hand

 

[CowSlayer69]

Our electricity stopped because we fell three months behind on our utility bill, so we had to spend the hot day without an air‐conditioner.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Birthday

 

[CowSlayer69]

Many Kabuki actors used to suffer from lead poisoning.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Gave me a man boy

 

[CowSlayer69]

At school, I learned about safeguarding basic human rights.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Nothing more than a month

 

[CowSlayer69]

There is a big difference between a hard wooden chair and a soft cushy chair.

 

[Umbra Mortis]

Will you please let me know