[LPW#59] ♪へ(´∀｀へ)♪(ノ´∀｀)ノ♪

[MadSova]

『Everyone goes off somewhere...』

 

[Shir0]

/me is lurking

 

[FinalPyre]

/me wakes up.

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Hello pyre~

 

[FinalPyre]

Hello Nazaka. How are you doing?

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Mentally tired and pretty damn bored :\

 

[FinalPyre]

I kind of feel the same, but not really bored yet... still just groggy from sleeping in a bit. :)

 

[Rucking Fetard]

and I started to render an image which might just take me an hour or two...

 

[MadSova]

『Yo Pyre』

『Damn... I kept one round in Montezuma Blitz last for 13 minutes... Even though it should last only 1 minute... I got 227 442 700 score and took 182nd place in the world... If I used Profit Crystals bonus I would have gotten even more though...』

 

[Second_Flight]

EYYYY my activity is 12%...

 

[MadSova]

『Hmmm... I want pizza...』

 

[FinalPyre]

@Seond_Flight; that was amazing

[mention=13039]madd[/mention] looks like you have found your calling in life?

 

[Second_Flight]

i want desserts..

 

[MadSova]

『Nah, I just want to get all trophies out of that game... Once I've done that I'll leave the game alone... The only trophy I need to get is 100 hours of play... I'm at 27:30 already...』

『Yeah, that was amazing... In its own way...』

 

[Rucking Fetard]

HeartSky: :P
I demand to be in yuri harem
Or have a Fear
me: You can have a "Fear" of men
HeartSky: :P
Isn't there an anime character who has that?
me: yeah?
whY?
*why?
Mad Sova: 『well, considering that you lack ambition, it will probably be impossible for you to create your own harem』
『The maximum you can create is an orgy...』
me: XD
Mad Sova: 『So I guess you have to join someone's harem ;p』
HeartSky: only if it's yuri
I have lots of ambition!
I lack confidence
Mad Sova: 『Ambition without confidence, power, and will to see it through the end is just a garbage!!!』
HeartSky: :(
you made me sad
*Sky cries loudly
Mad Sova: 『』
『Yare yare...』
*pats Sky on the head*
『Now go to the mountains and train』
HeartSky: CHOO CHOO
Mad Sova: *MadSova blocks all kisses
HeartSky: *Sky grabs maddie and licks her
mm, nekomimi
Mad Sova: *MadSova escapes by quickly climbing the wall to the roof
HeartSky: pwease
you're my yurihug
me: /me shoots an animal
Mad Sova: *MadSova brutally kills Nazaka
HeartSky: *Sky yurigrops Maddie
me: /me's corpse released some sort of laser trap
sova. trapped
Mad Sova: *MadSova escapes the trap
me: a note fell out from his hand
lol
at least explain how XD
HeartSky: *Sky reads note
"I love sky very much"
Mad Sova: 『I'm nekomimi miko, I'm more agile than you think ;p』
HeartSky: Awwwww :3
Mad Sova: 『NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!』
『My head hurts....』
『damn deja vu...』
HeartSky: It's k maddie
me: /me's gun malfunctioned and it started shooting at animals that are around sova
HeartSky: *Sky hugs maddie gently
Mad Sova: 『Anyway, where did I stop...』
HeartSky: rest your head on my oppai
Mad Sova: *MadSova saves every animal from bullets
*MadSova than brakes the gun
『I used Sky as a shield against bullets』
me: /me's corpse started to laugh
/me's corpse started talking
HeartSky: owwww
Mad Sova: *MadSova shuts the corpse up and confirms that Sky is still alive
HeartSky: maddie, I thought you love meee?

me: "that note was to make sova get close to sky"
"the gun is set to shoot randomly at some point"
"and sova is predicted to use sky as a meat shield"
"killing sky in the process"
"and finishing my objective"
"to kill sky indirectly"
Mad Sova: 『But you failed』
『Cause I am good at using people and I used Sky in the way bullets won't hit his vitals』
me: "I see"
"well whatever"
HeartSky: :D
me: "I'm dead anyway"
Mad Sova: *MadSova says that as he crushes Nazaka's skull with his foot
HeartSky: Now you have to look after me maddie
Mad Sova: /she*
me: another note seems to fall out of nazaka's pocket, written there was :
"my body is set to explode 5 minutes after my death"
"better run hell"
Mad Sova: 『Hmmmm...』
『Me ties Nazaka's body to baloon and it flies to the sky』
『I mean / me...*』
me: *tons of baloon
as /me floats...
a rolled up note fell on sova's head
written there was :
"Hidden under my clothes"
"are nails"
"nails + explosion = flesh piercing nails"
"good luck"
Mad Sova: 『Hmmm... Good thing I took my iron umbrella...』
*MadSova hides all animals under her umbrella
me: /me explodes
HeartSky: and me!
:(
Mad Sova: *MadSova then digs a hole in the ground and lies in it
me: *rains of nails travelling at high speed came*
Mad Sova: *MadSova covers herself with Sky
me: *sky got pierced
everywhere
HeartSky: :(
*Sky died
:imdead:
Mad Sova: 『Not yet』
HeartSky: stop hurting meeee
Mad Sova: 『They only pierced you in your back』
me: yeah
the brain
the cerebrum
pierced
Mad Sova: 『I covered Sky's heart and brain with my hands』
『So nails stuck in my bones』
me: the iron nails will melt due to the heat of the explosion
it's stuck inside sky's body
the iron oxide will mix with sky's blood
killing her
also
she is losing blood fast
Mad Sova: 『Then I'll just take them out by my giant magnets I took with myself just in case』
me: As the nails are not in a fixed position
as it got attracted by the magnet
..
how to describe this...
Mad Sova: 『I think I get it xD』
me: okay then XD
Mad Sova: 『New holes were made from inside?』
me: pretty much yes
his internals will be filled with blood
*her
or will her lungs be filled with blood first
HeartSky: STOP HURTING ME
me: or will her body lose tons of blood first
Mad Sova: 『Oh well... I covered Sky's back in super medicine gel』
HeartSky: I demand compensation
Mad Sova: 『Gels in games stop blood quickly so they should here too ;p』
me: okay
now she lacks blood
her face is pale
she probably only has 0.5 pine of blood left in her body
Mad Sova:*MadSova bites Sky
HeartSky: owww
stop biting and penetrating me with nails!
me: wait
not pine
*pint
Mad Sova: 『But instead of drinking Sky's blood, injects her own』
HeartSky: the only thing that goes inside me is fear!
I'm now maddie's clone
@_@
me: okay
Mad Sova: 『Actually, I'm a nyanpire ;p』
me: sky had a traumatic experience
now sky has an extreme PTSD
sky is afraid of sova
afraid of living things
sky's mind is slowly falling apart
Mad Sova: 『But I saved Sky's live and turned her in another nyanpire...』
me: sky might just be on the verge of killing herself
nyanpire
didn't watch that
so sorry for my lack of info XD
Mad Sova: 『She must drink blood to live now but its better than to die ;p』
HeartSky: *Sky hugs maddie
we can be yuri nyanpyres together!
Mad Sova: 『And so starts the story about 2 nyanpires going around the world drinking girl's blood in order to survive』
me: the helium baloons pops
as it reached a certain atmospheric level
HeartSky: drinking their blood and having yuri fun
me: /me's corpse fall
/me's corpse landed on sky and utterly (maybe) crushed her
wait
I exploded already XD
forget that
Mad Sova: 『...』
HeartSky: still alive
doing yuri things to girls and maddie
Mad Sova: 『And protecting all the animals on the way ;p』
HeartSky: yup
me: some wild punk animals raped sky
HeartSky:
me: sky wails
xd
XD
HeartSky: nyaaaaaaaaaa
help me maddie!
me: sky got gangraped...
still continuing...
Mad Sova: 『Hmmmmm... NTR desu ka? ;p』
me: I guess it is
HeartSky: owww
MADDIE
me: though my main objective wasn't NTR XD
HeartSky: SAVE ME!
me: dogs, cats, tigers, elephants, girrafes, rhinos
and many other animals
took turns on sky
Mad Sova: *MadSova saves Sky and gives animals another animal of their kind as replacement
HeartSky: D:
me: sky lost his chastity
Mad Sova: 『animals』
HeartSky: D:
me: and her lower half is sore red
with blood
Mad Sova: 『She had one?!』
me: nyanpire?
a cat?
a vagina?
lower half?
yes
she has one
HeartSky: yeah, I lost the chastity when I had yuri funtimes with girls
Mad Sova: 『But since she is nyanpire, doesn't that thing recover like other wound or somthing?』
HeartSky: yes it does!
me: again, I do not know about nyanpires and such XD
well
she still has PTSD now :p
afraid of other animals
HeartSky: what's ptsd?
Mad Sova: 『nyanpires = vampires but catlike』
me: Post traumatic stress disorder
HeartSky: D:
ofc i would after being gangraped by animals!
Maddie, I require yuri satisfaction
come hither
me: however...
sky's redirecting her thoughts to other things so badly
that one touch from sova would make her jump and accidentally kicking sova
or scratching
or biting
or licking
etc
HeartSky: or orgasming
:3
me: orgasming sova?
Mad Sova: /making Sova a M?
me: okay XD
HeartSky: no, me orgasming from maddie touch
me: hmm
HeartSky: but feels good
me: I wonder if too much dopamine can kill someone
Mad Sova: 『Because of a lot of ami,als doing thing to her』
me: google time
Mad Sova: 『Sky developed a trauma that makes her orgasm when animals touch her』
me: hohoooo
too much dopamine > schizophrenia
XD
Mad Sova: 『And since nyanpires are partly animals...』
『Whats dopamine?』
me: it's a chemical that is released when you have an orgasm
it gives the sensation of pleasure
although that's not the only thing dopamine do
we're just talking about orgasms here w
HeartSky: Maddie, touch me moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
me: dude
you'll be a schizophrenic XD
HeartSky: so?
Mad Sova: 『Sky is weird enough already ;p』
HeartSky: MORE
me: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizophrenia
basically
your mind is messed up
it might also lead to suicide

I felt like posting this for some reason XD


*The "/ me" function is goddamn useless, too much thing edited >_>

 

[Shir0]

tl:dr

someone tell me, whether there is something funny or not~

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

Hmm... hellos lpw :/

 

[MadSova]

『Wow... You actually edited all the "/me" there and posted it...』

『Yo Samye』

『And it is funny... A bit... I think...』

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Too much :\
well I miss a "heart" for sky though XD

 

[unownHGSS]

^da faq did I just read xD

also, Hi Lpw :3

 

[Rucking Fetard]

An everyday conversation between three people in google doc :3

also hello sam and uno~

 

[MadSova]

『Yo once more Unown』

 

[unownHGSS]

lol ok xD

Heya Naza, Sova~

 

[Rucking Fetard]

I'm off to sleep, good night people~

 

[unownHGSS]

Sleep well Naza~! ^^