[LPW#6] The Honor is passed to me

[corocoro]

Who doesn't need more HD space?

 

[Cocona]

I can't afford to download things anymore that take up to much space...

lol, my parents want me to be a Human Error Reduction Specialist. Man this English is hard to read... >_>

 

[AntiClimax]

Everyone need more HD space xD

 

[Frankincense]

what is a Human Error Reduction Specialist? @_@

konbanwa corocorocoro

 

[Cocona]

@Frank: I have no idea... but the requirements seem top notch... 5 - 7 years experience in engineering, manufacturing, technology, or process re-engineering. BA/BS in related fields of study. Superior oral and written communication skills. Superior interpersonal skills.

 

[Kou]

Sounds like an imba job xD.

 

[corocoro]

Sounds like QC on humans.

 

[Cocona]

I don't understand but It's probably not a job for me at the moment. I can't even get it for that matter.

 

[Frankincense]

in short, your parents want you to be something that's difficult to be.

 

[Kou]

Any job you wanna be?o.O

 

[Cocona]

Not really, they just want me to get a job. I already told them what I want to work in.

@Kou: Computer programmer or Video Game Programmer. I love computers~ It's probably why I'm interested in forums too.

 

[Checkmate]

Any job that make tons of money without many efforts, or any at all, I'm in!

 

[Cocona]

Any job that make tons of money without many efforts, or any at all, I'm in!

Good luck with that =_=

 

[Frankincense]

for some reason now i want to escape reality =\

 

[Cocona]

Responsibilities:
Design and development applications systems for project
Development of interactive web interfaces for customer applications and reporting systems
Development of reports and analysis tools for end users using available data from telecommunications equipment
Monitoring, troubleshooting, and management of systems
Create new code and systems for future products and/or services
Works to achieve the goals of the PRBI project
Performs other duties as required

Requirements:


Technical proficiency in relevant languages and development tools including HTML, PHP and/or Perl, .NET, Java, C++,
Working knowledge of Windows, Unix
Previous experience with vMWare preferred
Demonstrate a thorough working knowledge of database administration. Experience with SQL/MySQL essential
Proven history of documenting projects and processes.
Professional with ability to properly handle confidential information
Ability to work well independently and in a team environment
Ability to handle multiple tasks, prioritize and meet deadlines.
Bilingual (English/Spanish). Excellent written and verbal communication skills.
Demonstrated organizational skills

Anybody wanna tell me all of this and how to get it done? I mean the knowledge and experience stuff. I know about some of what they want. It's for PRBI Programmer Analyst.

 

[Checkmate]

@Cocona

Well I used to work on a job that pay U.S Dollars 1000$/hour, the job is kinda odd but it was easy, no sweat, no risk~

(hell I still remember I wrote an invoice for my client for that particular day: 6500$, the pay cheque was issued 3 days later)

 

[Cocona]

@Cocona

Well I used to work on a job that pay U.S Dollars 1000$/hour, the job is kinda odd but it was easy, no sweat, no risk~

I can only guess...

 

[Frankincense]

hehe, i stopped paying attention halfway through that list

 

[Kou]

tl;dr aside, can't understand.

 

[Checkmate]

odd means I did nothing besides hitting F5 (on my keyboard) and think what I would be doing with the money, buy myself something nice or...

 

[Cocona]

@Check: All you did was hit F5? And you got payed? I want...

@Kou: Be random!

@Frank: lol

 

[Checkmate]

ahahaha well I'll leave it at that...

 

[The Cursed]

Check haz a nice job it seems :v
I want a cool job like that but I am sure he had had to have lots of requirements full filled I think even more then conoaha's

@conohaha Google is you best friend in finding shit about those things and by doing it practically is well challenging but it will PWN you badass (I am getting pwnd on my blog and my forum at the same time >.> lol)

 

[Frankincense]

i'm going to have dinner now. bye bye everyone

 

[Checkmate]

sleep time!