[LPW #89] “We never really grow up. We only learn how to act in public.”

[pichu655889]

Bored with work that I need to do but don't really want to do...

Bah life sucks

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Enriching your life with alcohol is the adult way

 

[Frankincense]

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[Anayomex]

no drinking!

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Oh lol, look at the dead insects on the floor of my room

 

[pichu655889]

But it is important to keep yourself hydrated!

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Only when you need it
Be resourceful

 

[pichu655889]

Oh shit, the guy responsible for the Olympic rings was found dead?!

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Well that's sudden

 

[Anayomex]

rings got him .

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Wehay, "fictional" they say
Nice

 

[Shir0]

may he rest in peace

 

[Frankincense]

pichu eliminated him.

 

[Anayomex]

Frank knows everything:p

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Pichu you awesome

 

[pichu655889]

Lol this is what my friend sent to me over FB

The man responsible for operating the Olympic Rings during last night’s Winter Olympic Opening Ceremonies in Russia was found dead today.

According to local reports the body of T. Borris Avdeyev was found his hotel room early this morning with multiple stab wounds.

Avdeyev was a technical specialist responsible for the Olympic Ring spectacle, which embarrassingly malfunctioned last night. Five animatronic snowflakes were supposed to transform into Olympic Rings. The first four functioned properly but the fifth snowflake failed to change shape.

Although his body was badly mangled and the wounds were consistent with a struggle, so far officials say they don't suspect foul play.

“Sure there were stab wounds and bruises all over the body,” admits the lead investigator on the case, “But who knows what caused them. Maybe he tripped and fell on a set of knives. Right now we’re ruling this an accidental death.

“It’s terrible when accidents like this happen. But then again, maybe Mr. Avdeyev should have thought twice before he screwed up the Olympics. Accidents tend to happen to people who betray Russia.”

Despite the government’s story, fellow hotel guests reported hearing a struggle in Avdeyev’s room around 3am local time.

He accidentally tripped on knives

 

[Anayomex]

yea yea right. That wasn't accident

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Knives?
"roflolmao" XD

 

[pichu655889]

Oh it was just a rumour

Phew

I'm not clever enough to kill a man by having him trip over knives :|

 

[Anayomex]

Obviusly someone hired somebody to kill him because he or somebody else screwed up the Olympics and he was spacegoat.........

Too much coincidence

 

[Rucking Fetard]

You can easily make it so that you plotted it by saying "keikaku toori"

 

[Anayomex]

keikaku doori (Death Note) Just as Planned

 

[Rucking Fetard]

"Keikaku toori", stoo
*thatfacethatlightmakes*

 

[Frankincense]

But perhaps you're clever enough to play dumb. =\

 

[Rucking Fetard]

Oooo
No, not "ooooh"