There was once a dog who got caught on a log.
With no one insight he called out for frog.
Frog was bitter and not very sweet.
he came hoping slowly with the meanest of greets.
"what do you want, rangey ole fool."
"I'm stuck on this log, and drowning in drool."
"does it look like I care of what happens to thee"
"oh please help me frog; don't run or flee"
"I'll help you this once if you if you quiet your begging"
So frog eat the log,
and hopped to the bog.
And dog was free,
and so happy to be.
The end... (was that random enough ^.^)