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The asteroid is on a direct path to Earth and is estimated to hit somewhere in the North Atlantic Ocean.
 
Condoms aren’t completely safe. My friend was wearing one and got hit by a pickup truck.
 
Back to where it all started...near the Silent Hills... :zombie:
 
I sent Bill Gates over one hundred messages about giving me money, but he still hasn’t replied.
 
I need to sell my car to pay the bills, but if I do that I won’t be able to get to work.
 
The residents of that apartment are given free air-conditioning, but only in winter for some reason.
 

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