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[Arylin]

All's fine until the tortoises take out the steak knives.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I'm considering buying an airplane as a strategy for reducing my taxes.

 

[Arylin]

Multiple devices for everything, first thing in the morning.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Last week I finished the process of enrolling my child in school.

 

[Arylin]

Such exquisite taste!

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I never want to be a bridesmaid because the dresses are too flashy.

 

[Arylin]

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

This robot was supposed to eliminate many human worker's hands, but the situation remains unchanged.

 

[Arylin]

Too hot over here; air conditioning, on!

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I was surprised that pinworm tests aren't commonly administered in North America.

 

[Arylin]

All melted and toasty.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

I couldn't ignore my envious feelings toward Gordon and I decided to pursue my career in cuisine.

 

[Arylin]

It died, so I came back to revive it.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Hey, son. You have to be realistic. Isn't it about time you followed in my footsteps and became a Buddhist priest?

 

[Arylin]

Not late, not late at all.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

My uncle runs an Italian restaurant in Okayama prefecture.

 

[Arylin]

Everyone's trash, someone's gold.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

My parents run a massage therapy business, so I can get 'all-you-can-take-massages' at home.

 

[Arylin]

Be a sailor, they said. See the world, they said...

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Cutting the grass with a sickle every day is such a bother.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

This supposedly realistic world only seems to apply when denying players and goes out the window at the gm's will...

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Osaka City built a very unique, city-run incineration plant in Maishima.

 

[Arylin]

It takes your crap without complaint.

 

[Deleted member 262447]

Luckily, my parents had bought the land before the price of land went sky-high and sold it at the highest price.

 

[Ghost Kitty~]

always thought it was more of a dumpster fire