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I have a .44 Cal in my closet...'cause the Children of the Corn.
 
Plums are a wonderful source of fiber to evacuate. Know what else gives you the sensation? Stale Frosted Cheerios!!!
 
Am I the only want that takes forever to wipe my ass after s*****g? It really depresses me...:dispirited:
 
The worst is when I am at a visitor's house. They all wonder what takes me so long....They all assume the worst with all the grunting. And the eyes...Those damning and prejudiced eyes!!!!:forsaken:
 
Ohh don't get me started with bleeding gums or seriously It will hurt my feels....:dontleave:
 
I....sleep like a troll....I wet the pillow...literallly...And since I have this thing that my grandfather and my dad have I bleed very slightly my gums in my sleep and when I wake up...there is like creepy brown stains everywhere...When I was a small kid my friends thought that I s****d in the pillow and since that day I use really dark linens to mellow the damage...Good Times.:foreveralone:
 
I wish....I still feel really bad when I go to Cancun or to a fancy hotel or when I sleep somewhere that is not my house or white linens overall because then it happens....:vomitblood:
 
Well I guess you are right. Got to see the glass half full! At least I don't have type 1 Diabetus or something!:happywhistle:
 
I'm not exactly sure how is your gum bleeding, but if I were you I would worry more about getting some sort of infection w
 
Yeah. Well...I have lived plentiful and happy with my comrades. If it's my time then its my time! But so far I have not taken precautions for that so if something will kill me I don't think it will be that. I just stay in shape and behave like a good (and secretly perverted) boy!:runhappy:
 

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